Ever Deal With a Flirty Coworker Before?

[EndlessCritic]

Backstory: I'm married with two kids. Reasonably attractive, tall, and in decent shape. My coworker is about my age and a solid 9. More conventionally attractive than my wife for sure. She's engaged and is getting married in a month.

Needless to say, she is the flirtiest individual I have ever met in my life. Every time she talks to me she touches me. Pats on the shoulder have turned into shoulder rubs, and when I was out with her recently she referred to me as "eye candy."

Well today, she crossed a line, and I felt like I was on Seinfeld. We were out for lunch with several other coworkers. She was sharing a piece of chocolate cake with another girl, and asked if I wanted a piece. I said no thanks. She responds, "Don't make me feed it to you." She immediately put some cake on her fork, and held it right next to my mouth. Needless to say, it got uncomfortable when I had to physically move her arm away from me.

Any guy ever had to deal with this before? If I did this to a girl at my work, I would expect to be fired instantly.

 

[Sansnom]

Nail her.

 

[minute bull]

With an HR complaint.

 

[minute bull]

Right in the pussy.

 

[minute bull]

Steve.

 

[Rhood]

Damn.......
That's hot!

I wish more people would share stories like this.

 

[Johnson]

Bang her husband.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

dont shit where u eat fam

 

[fastone]

Nail her.

/thread

 

[bandicoot]

Are you STILL looking for validation from sherdoggers to cheat on your wife? Jesus, man.

Secondly, I highly doubt she's into pegging, so you're barking up the wrong tree.

 

[HelloJapan]

I'm married with two kids. Reasonably attractive, tall, and in decent shape.

 

[Sansnom]

Damn.......
That's hot!

I wish more people would share stories like this.

I came just by reading this.

 

[Zer]

She's testing to see if you cave whenever something's offered to your mouth

Need pics of her fiance before I advise further

 

[j123]

It ain't cheating if you dont get caught

#poundhertoo

 

[tonysmasseuse]

Might as well get a restraining order in now, while your bunny is still alive and well.

 

[Sansnom]

She's testing to see if you cave whenever something's offered to your mouth

She was hired by his wife.

 

[minute bull]

She was hired by his wife.

She WAS his wife.

 

[Robocok]

It ain't cheating if you dont get caught

#poundhertoo

Yeah, but he works with her. He's screwed if she goes fatal attraction on him. Like someone else said, don't shit where you eat. Go get an escort if you want to bang someone besides your wife.

And all of these threads about being tempted to cheat on your wife are reasons for mgtow. What is the point of getting married if you still want to play? You signed a contract that screws you if you screw anyone else besides the co-signer. I don't get it.

 

[Schoolboy Q]

Just put it in.

 

[j123]

Yeah, but he works with her. He's screwed if she goes fatal attraction on him. Like someone else said, don't shit where you eat. Go get an escort if you want to bang someone besides your wife.

And all of these threads about being tempted to cheat on your wife are reasons for mgtow. What is the point of getting married if you still want to play? You signed a contract that screws you if you screw anyone else besides the co-signer. I don't get it.

Oh for sure, the last chick I dated I worked with. When it went south she went to HR and they decided we were never ever going to meet face to face. They had someone work as a in between person to communicate between us. Lol.

Funny thing too, at one point I almost stripped her when I got dat dere special tingles in the break room, and she loved it, but told me to stop and wait til night cause the accountants were havibg their lunch across the room. Post mess up, even me joking casually with the others enrages her. Then she tried to fuck with me by flirting with the other coworkers when I was nearby.