Movies Epic shot from Troy (2004)

[OneManOrgy]

Damn, threw that baby like a football

 

[LukeSkyrocker]

I like that part where Brad Pitt says “take it it’s yours” or something.

This guy knows movie lines. My favourite is when Darth Vader says ‘hey kid I am a father.’

 

[Paul Rudd]

You need a lady boy looking weasel faced actor to play a coward. Why not Bloom?

joaquin phoenix would have killed it
His character in gladiator for reference

 

[HARRISON_3]

Lol

 

[Paul Rudd]

This opening scene had me hooked

Brad Pitt vs Nathan Jones

 

[closequarters]

I know this movie wasn’t a critical hit but I thought it was one of the most entertaining in the genre.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

One of the most stone cold insults I’ve ever heard in a movie

 

[gspieler]

One of the most dissatisfying endings in film history. Basically, everyone of significance dies, except the coward who set all the turmoil in motion.

 

[EyeOfNewt]

If i cross my eyes i can almost read it

 

[FyrFytr998]

joaquin phoenix would have killed it
His character in gladiator for reference

Why would Joaquin rehash a similar role when he mastered Gladiator already?

 

[Drain Bamage]

One of the most dissatisfying endings in film history. Basically, everyone of significance dies, except the coward who set all the turmoil in motion.

Lol

 

[thomnasty]

I rewatched troy on netflix a few months ago. Great movie and I felt like they did a good job sticking to the source material while adapting it into a movie.

 

[Bacco]

Troy has been great, a bit too much dudebro at It, but great
Entertainment movie done right
Loved the fight scenes, and cast was perfect

Orlando Bloom was the weakest link imo but I feel that way about every movie he's in

But his character was supposed to be a young good looking bitch with no heart to scrap... I think with this premise was great casting

I HATE him as Legolas though

PS: movie also had Diane Kruger boobs scene

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Paris was such a can that he couldn’t even stick and move to take advantage of the massive stamina advantage he had over a man 30 years older and 100 lbs heavier than him

 

[Halge]

Bit of an underrated movie. By the standards of its time it was a little hammy, but had it come out today people would laud it.

 

[Bloody Pulp]

Dude, spoiler alert

 

[Halge]

I know I've seen this movie but remember literally nothing from it. Debating on if its worth rewatching...

I can remember quite a few scenes without having seen if for a couple of years.

Achilles killing Nathan Jones
Achilles sparring with his protege/sex partner (the guy that impersonates Achilles later in the movie, can't remember his name)
Achilles not banging the slave girl and out-sexing her by being shirtless in the bargain
Achilles taking the beach and the adjoining temple
Achilles shot in the leg

...

Not saying the movie hinges on Achilles or anything.

 

[IloveTHIS]

I can remember quite a few scenes without having seen if for a couple of years.

Achilles killing Nathan Jones
Achilles sparring with his protege/sex partner (the guy that impersonates Achilles later in the movie, can't remember his name)
Achilles not banging the slave girl and out-sexing her by being shirtless in the bargain
Achilles taking the beach and the adjoining temple
Achilles shot in the leg

...

Not saying the movie hinges on Achilles or anything.

bro, spoilers!

 

[Halge]

bro, spoilers!

Some ancient historians haven't read the Iliad yet...

 

[ctrlaltdelete]

Every man who loves troy should read the Iliad.

This story was to be memorized as a right of passage to be a man way back in Greek Antiquity. It's full of natural laws of honor, love and combat. Line after line of quotable moments and ferocious warfare.