Epic Bisping story (nearly died)

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  1. mikebkr

    mikebkr Blue Belt

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    Surely if he wanted him dead he wouldve smashed his head in with the hammer as soon as he sprayed him, not just started pouring gasoline everywhere giving him time to recover like in a horror movie. Not sure I believe any of it actually happened or at least it's heavily dramatised. Also if he'd broken in previously why wouldn't he just do the same thing again rather than knock on the door.
     
  2. BEATDOWNS

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  3. Blanqa Blanqua

    Blanqa Blanqua Silver Belt

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    Lol

    you havin fantasies huh? Lololol
     
  4. blewgums

    blewgums Vintage Buick Racing Bastard

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    Bisping is a cool dude.

    I'd hang with him and drink a beer. Even if it was Fosters.
     
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  5. Blanqa Blanqua

    Blanqa Blanqua Silver Belt

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    The whole thing is just hilariously fictional. Why would he not have waited for him inside? What purpose would cutting a fucking doorbell have lol
     
  6. Blanqa Blanqua

    Blanqa Blanqua Silver Belt

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    I agree! He would be a good man to drink with for sure.
     
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  7. BEATDOWNS

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  8. Blanqa Blanqua

    Blanqa Blanqua Silver Belt

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    Let it go bro. Do better, be better.
     
  9. BEATDOWNS

    BEATDOWNS Gold Belt

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    Good advice. I have some advice for you too.

    Don't let go
    of the soap
     
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  10. HulkOnViagra

    HulkOnViagra Soldier Of Sinister

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    A man that just got out of jail is telling you to "Do better and be better. "

    <Oku02>
     
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  11. Blanqa Blanqua

    Blanqa Blanqua Silver Belt

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    <JagsKiddingMe>

    I gotta go do some alpha male shit IRL

    you two lil fellas should keep your lil relationship goin but maybe in your DM’s so we don’t have to see it ;)
     
  12. HulkOnViagra

    HulkOnViagra Soldier Of Sinister

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    You must have been very submissive while in there with the boys...white flag thrown pretty quickly

    Enjoy the remainder of your days free though
     
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    That's a scary story for real. I really need to get this book.
    Mike is the f*cking man.
     
  14. BEATDOWNS

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    submerged88 The 88 refers to a car--not H H.

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    We need to get a UFC BS Champ tourney together and some of the entrants can be Bisping, Sonnen, K Shamrock, T Kennedy, Tank etc
     
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  16. DirtyBadger

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    I'd imagine most sherdoggers would just be happy to see a tit.
     
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  17. DarkneT

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    Not Manchester police

    He’s from Clitheroe
    They probably have one policeman in the village who rides a bike
     
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    The_Renaissance Sherdog Bunceweight Champion

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    This will be a very good bio I reckon. I'll definitely try and pick it up.
     
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    I did when I was 16, I didn't know any better, training beer.
     
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