Epic Bisping story (nearly died)

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  1. DarkneT

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    Imagine some tit trying that with a sherdogger!
     
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    lol, love your exclamation mark comments!
     
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    Cliffs please. I can't read anything unless it says Conor every second word.
     
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    Good old one eyed Mikey B has had a colorful life
     
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    A psycho broke into Mikey B's apartment and tried to burn him alive when he was 17
     
  7. Blanqa Blanqua

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    it’s bizarre lol

    read it for a laugh


    I call bullshit tho as he said he was drinking fosters. No one drinks fosters.
     
  8. basedgodfedor

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    So they never caught the dude ??
     
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    I just read it... holy fuck.

    You're right about Foster's too. No one seems to drink that shit yet it manages to still survive.
     
  10. SpaceGinger

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    Pfft is that it? Just yesterday I had an old lady run into me with her shopping trolley... hit me right in the ankle! Bitch didn't even apologise. She better look out if we ever cross paths again.
     
  11. PicoPulse

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    Bisping is like real life Jason Statham
     
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    I believe it. There a lot of crazy cruel people on this Earth.
     
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    the 6’3 man in a Black KKK hooded outfit who had come to kill a boy for no reason?

    lol

    They can’t catch imaginary people
     
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    do you think he was just gonna kill him? Or RAPE HIM FIRST???
     
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    I came to shit-post one lame joke and TS did it already.
     
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    Shut up and get locked up again
     
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    Literally none of this happened.
     
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    I mean why lie about that he’s already a former champion we all know he’s tough lol
     
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    lolol

    :meow:

    ^ that’s u huh? U mad, homie
     
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