Epic Bisping story (nearly died)

[DarkneT]

No! Not the night he fought Hendo you silly gooses

https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2020/01/ufc-michael-bisping-recalls-night-almost-murdered-in-new-book

I don’t know how much of it’s bullshit but that’s quite the tale
I know where Mike grew up and he’s from a small village where I can’t even imagine this happening but what the fuck do I know

 

[JabToucher]

Imagine some tit trying that with a sherdogger!

 

[Paulog]

Imagine some tit trying that with a sherdogger!

lol, love your exclamation mark comments!

 

[SpaceGinger]

Cliffs please. I can't read anything unless it says Conor every second word.

 

[TheJohnnyWalkerEra]

Good old one eyed Mikey B has had a colorful life

 

[TheJohnnyWalkerEra]

Cliffs please. I can't read anything unless it says Conor every second word.

A psycho broke into Mikey B's apartment and tried to burn him alive when he was 17

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Cliffs please. I can't read anything unless it says Conor every second word.

it’s bizarre lol

read it for a laugh


I call bullshit tho as he said he was drinking fosters. No one drinks fosters.

 

[basedgodfedor]

So they never caught the dude ??

 

[SpaceGinger]

it’s bizarre lol

read it for a laugh


I call bullshit tho as he said he was drinking fosters. No one drinks fosters.

I just read it... holy fuck.

You're right about Foster's too. No one seems to drink that shit yet it manages to still survive.

 

[SpaceGinger]

A psycho broke into Mikey B's apartment and tried to burn him alive when he was 17

Pfft is that it? Just yesterday I had an old lady run into me with her shopping trolley... hit me right in the ankle! Bitch didn't even apologise. She better look out if we ever cross paths again.

 

[PicoPulse]

Bisping is like real life Jason Statham

 

[HOV]

I believe it. There a lot of crazy cruel people on this Earth.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

So they never caught the dude ??

the 6’3 man in a Black KKK hooded outfit who had come to kill a boy for no reason?

lol

They can’t catch imaginary people

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

I believe it. There a lot of crazy cruel people on this Earth.

do you think he was just gonna kill him? Or RAPE HIM FIRST???

 

[SuperNerd]

No! Not the night he fought Hendo you silly gooses

I came to shit-post one lame joke and TS did it already.

 

[HOV]

do you think he was just gonna kill him? Or RAPE HIM FIRST???

Shut up and get locked up again

 

[Midnighter]

Literally none of this happened.

 

[basedgodfedor]

the 6’3 man in a Black KKK hooded outfit who had come to kill a boy for no reason?

lol

They can’t catch imaginary people

I mean why lie about that he’s already a former champion we all know he’s tough lol

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Shut up and get locked up again

lolol



^ that’s u huh? U mad, homie

 

[Mikeydontgiva]