Emile Hirsch gets jail time for putting a studio exec in a choke/body slamming her

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    Oh of course.... have to make sure that door is kept open a little bit.
     
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    A dude named Emile? Is he trying to beat Drake for the gayest real name ever?
     
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    lol have you seen the dude? Surprised the female exec couldn't kick his ass.
     
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    I smell civil suit.💩

    Also, I liked him in Lone Survivor.
     
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    I heard there was this one guy named Dana
     
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    lol at 15 days. I'm sure that won't be fun, but what's that going to do?
     
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    Wow, is that a little pile of shit emoticon? Lol that's the tits!
     
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    Gotta admit, there's a little part of me that respects the massive balls it takes to take a studio executive, put them in a choke, and body slam them. But the fact that it was a chick makes it not cool at all.
     
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    was the juice worth the squeeze, Emile?
     
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    What is the world coming to when you can't even choke and bodyslam some broad who is pissing you off?

    The pussification continues, amirite?

    SMH
     
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    The background story I read doesn't make any sense.
    This Dana is standing at a bar.... Emile walks up and says something like "Why do you have to look so tough?".... and then says that she doesn't belong at this bar because she looks like a "rich kid".

    She turns away and goes back to her seat and then he chokes her from behind and drags her away????
     
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    well that's where I know him from
     

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