Elephants

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  1. chaney2363

    chaney2363 Yellow Belt

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    Elephants are real big and have a thick skin. Could an elephant hold off a hand grenade attack?
     
  2. Nowhere Fast

    Nowhere Fast Chules' Emotional Hostage.

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    Yes but it cannot outwit a tree stump.
     
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    SherdogGoat Platinum & Braco Belt Banned

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    Merlotte's Silver Belt

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    Boko Haram must be running out of Jeeps.
     
  5. OvaryHugger

    OvaryHugger Let's Palaver! Platinum Member

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    They are scary.
    I saw one throw a bus around like it was confetti.

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    WalkenWouldOwn Steel Belt

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    wlu29 Banned Banned

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    babar
     
  8. Liquid Smoke

    Liquid Smoke Great artists steal™

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    sure why not
     
  9. Higus

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    Sounds like the premise for a fucked up Japanese game show.
     
  10. CoolB

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    Sounds like a job for the Boko Haram version of mythbusters.
     
  11. Zer

    Zer Gold Belt

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    They're beastly. I went to this Elephant Village in Thailand and was just feeding a smaller, baby elephant and I was basically at its mercy. That thing could've torn my arm out of its socket no questions asked. Reminded me of this time I got into an elevator with a black guy. And this baby elephant was about 4ft tall - the other elephants there were like 5 stories high. Honestly doubt a hand grenade would stop them. You'd need some Nazi-level firepower

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  12. NHB7

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    Answer: No. But I did watch a very sad video once when a circus elephant went on a rampage. In order to stop it the police had to kill it. But they didn't have the right fire power, so they just had to use their service weapons. It took them over a 100 rounds to finally drop the thing.
     
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    ultraninjastar Supreme Overlord

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    No. Especially if it picks it up with its trunk right before it goes off.
     
  14. Zookeeper Gabe

    Zookeeper Gabe Animal Feces Engineer

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  15. jackietreehorn8

    jackietreehorn8 fine

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    What kind of an asshole throws a grenade at an elephant?
     
  16. Tooth and Nail

    Tooth and Nail Forever Brocktober

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    More importantly could Rickson armbar an elephant's trunk?
     
  17. drstrangelov

    drstrangelov Hey.

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    Hey, buddy. You pick up peanuts with that thing?
     
  18. faustian

    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    Apparently an elephant escaped from a Thailand zoo recently and started trying to mate with a parked car. It crushed the car.

    Rape Elephant >>>>>>> Rape Giraffe


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    lmao
     
  19. seatea

    seatea Black belt in Shotacon karate.

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    You'd be surprised; poachers in Africa use AKs to hunt Nelly, why not grenades?
     
  20. Banchan

    Banchan Banned Banned

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    Same opinion here. It really depends where the grenade would hit it, but it would certainly get severely injured and eventually die of its injuries, but just how long it would take to die would depend on where and how it was hit.
     

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