Electrified cage

Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by mmasask, Nov 28, 2021.

  1. mmasask Orange Belt

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    With the ongoing problems to stop fence grabbing which the refs do a horrible job at, I think this should be implemented by the UFC. Plastic glass would fog up and leave streaks that would ruin our views of the action. If not... give me your opinions and options?
     
  2. Madeline Chelsea Blue Belt

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    I’ve always liked the idea of the fence being electrified. If you hold it for too long there’s a little buzzer cageside that Dana presses to give you a warning zap.
     
  3. rear naked ankle pick not very good poster

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    how about pool with electric eels?
     
  4. H41ph_84k3d Green Belt

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  5. 2sk Brown Belt

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    they should also put gloves into a shattered glass before they fight
     
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  6. Clementine Hug Connoisseur

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  7. TJ Dillashank Brown Belt

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    No cage just a structure where if you fall of it you fall into spike
     
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  8. Fraz WATP

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    Loser gets lowered into shark tank
     
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  9. usernamee Gold Belt

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    Wall n' stallers would electrocute fools
     
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  10. BROWNPRIDE Yellow Card

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    Kickboxer style I can dig it.
     
  11. Rolento old sherdog was better

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    Cage on top of an active volcano first once to knock out their opponent climb out and make it to the escape helicopter gets 5k/5k
     
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  12. Tayski Stand-up Fighting

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    Or just remove the cage altogether so that they land on the first row of the audience like in Sumo wrestling.

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  13. BigTruck Red Belt

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    How about they have armed guards who will shoot on sight if you grab the cage or the offender gets broken glass shoved up their B or P holes?
     
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  14. loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    How about you have two minutes to finish your opponent, or you get electricuted?
     
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  15. ChickenBrother JCPENNEY $3.98 BELT

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    Just have sticks of dynamite woven into the cage with barbed wire, and they blow up whenever someone gets too close. Also, the ref could periodically throw whole rotisserie chickens around the cage and fighters get their energy back when they pick them up.

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  16. PicoPulse Bellator Shill

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    Fuck yeah! See this is what innovation leads to!
     
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  17. genecop Steel Belt

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    I find your suggestion shocking…
     
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  18. the Kowboy I'll make you Famous Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    How about Dana just cuts you from the UFC instead of headlining another watered down ESPN + event....
     
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  19. Dan Torrance Brown Belt

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    I'd like control of the buzzer to be hasbula's job.
     
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    Cormier would have a dozen bodies on his record
     

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