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Edmund Tarverdyan is some sort of an anti-genius we should all bow down to

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  1. Psychedelic Silver Belt

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    He is an artform in himself, a standing ovation to Dada. The wonders he did with Ronda is some of the most unfathomable and odd shit I have seen in MMA.

    Edmund Tarverdyan, Never Change !

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  2. No Mas McGee Banned Banned

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    who needs enemies when you have Edmond?
     
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    The Andy Kaufman of MMA minus any semblance of likability.
     
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    He is non-stop hilarious
     
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    Hahahahhaha. He seriously is the Andy Kaufman of MMA.
     
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    IMG_2104.JPG IMG_2103.JPG He (Edmund) looks oddly similar to Antonio Esfandiari. Another master magician
     
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    I wish all the best for him, like I wish he goes to coach at SBG.
     
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    "NO NO NOOOOO"
     
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    "Don't count your chickens until they cross the road ".

    - Edmond "Anti-Genius" Tarverdyan
     
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    He has to be one of the biggest frauds this sport has ever seen. It's insane to the point of hilarity
     
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    Tarverdyan: Make her miss, miss, miss!

    Tarverdyan: Ronda, make her miss!

    Second cornerman: Be patient. Pick your moments

    Fight starts.

    Tarverdyan: Head movement! Head movement! Head movement! Head movement! Head movement! Head movement! Head movement!

    Tarverdyan: Yes, move!

    Rousey is already taking a few punches at this point, unable to properly defend. She continues to take damage as the following takes place.

    Tarverdyan: Hands up! Hands up! Hands up! Catch her! Clinch!

    Second cornerman: Get to the head!

    Rousey is unable to get the clinch, starts taking worse damage as Nunes lands some power shots.

    Tarverdyan: Head movement! Good job! Jab!

    Rousey is unable to establish the jab or fight back. She takes a defensive position with a high guard on her left side as she continues to take more punishment.

    Tarverdyan: Move, move! Come on, please!

    Rousey starts to move to her left as more shots keep coming.

    Tarverdyan: Move, move, move! Clinch, clinch, clinch, clinch, clinch, clinch!!

    Nunes finishes Rousey, makes the shushing sign as she walks triumphantly around the cage.

    Tarverdyan: NO! NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOO!! NOOO!! NOOO!! NO! NO!!

    Nunes makes her way to Tarverdyan and says a few things before popping her head out of the cage to say a few more bon mots. Edmond remains quiet during this part.

    Tarverdyan: (as Amanda walks away) Move, (unintelligible)... move! Fuck!
     
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    God this was really dramatic.

    Good job enjoyed te read
     

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