Klotz
Shalom
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It is a Thursday night. In the basement of a pub are gathered a sizeable crowd of servers, patrons, and photographers. The woman in plaid speaks:
"And from Toronto, representing St Wilhelms, Alex Klotz!"
The crowd cheers as a large man in a black t-shirt with some kind of rainbow and a church on it approaches the front of the room.
The rules are simple. Eat a chicken pot pie as fast as you can without using your hands. The first heat begins. Our hero, not fully understanding the rules, picks it up then quickly realizes and puts it down and begins inhaling it. In less than two minutes, the pie is gone. The rules call for the first two finishers to move on to the finals. Our man finished second; his path is clear. Another competitor, however, is bitter. She claims that although Klotz finished first, she had less crumbs left. The judges deliberate and finally declare an emergency lick-off. Alex, bewildered at upset at the corrupt call, falters and sucks instead of licks. The tiebreaker is lost, he exits gracefully, and watches the remaining competition. For his trouble, he walked away with a pie in his belly and a gift certificate to said pub. He was still hungry.
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"And from Toronto, representing St Wilhelms, Alex Klotz!"
The crowd cheers as a large man in a black t-shirt with some kind of rainbow and a church on it approaches the front of the room.
The rules are simple. Eat a chicken pot pie as fast as you can without using your hands. The first heat begins. Our hero, not fully understanding the rules, picks it up then quickly realizes and puts it down and begins inhaling it. In less than two minutes, the pie is gone. The rules call for the first two finishers to move on to the finals. Our man finished second; his path is clear. Another competitor, however, is bitter. She claims that although Klotz finished first, she had less crumbs left. The judges deliberate and finally declare an emergency lick-off. Alex, bewildered at upset at the corrupt call, falters and sucks instead of licks. The tiebreaker is lost, he exits gracefully, and watches the remaining competition. For his trouble, he walked away with a pie in his belly and a gift certificate to said pub. He was still hungry.
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