Eat a Big Country overhand right or get Randleplexed?

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  1. PalmStrike

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    You must choose...
     
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  2. dc007

    dc007 mr. white belt

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    Randleplex sounds like more fun
     
  3. Bk98

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    Brain damage or a chance to become a paraplegic

    Tough choice bro give me the brain damage
     
  4. WallyBear

    WallyBear I am the liquor.

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    Doesn't matter, both would instantly kill me.
     
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    Big country all day. Fuck a randleplex <6>
     
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  6. SmilinDesperado

    SmilinDesperado Silver Belt

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    I choose Option C :
    Take them both to Uppercutapalooza

    <{UberTS}>
     
  7. KBE6EKCTAH_CCP

    KBE6EKCTAH_CCP ^Korean Chef Kevin Lee, NOT Fighter Kevin Lee

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    Randleplex has a legit chance of actually crippling you.
     
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  8. Zodd

    Zodd We gotta hit first...

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    God Randle was a scary mofo in his prime with proper striking credentials this man could have been a god
     
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  9. tman888

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    Randleplex kills everyone except Fedor.
    <Fedor23>
     
  10. Colite

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    Maybe a Big Country overhand will fix my brain damage.
     
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  11. BabaluLusegoose

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    No I dont.
     
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    Big country punch. One knockout isn’t likely going to do any real damage. I fear the Randleplex would break a normal persons neck
     
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  13. Martialbeef

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    It obviously is less powerful. But a Hendo overhand would scare me more. Dno why.
     
  14. Ying Li

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    No gifs? Put some effort into it

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  15. Congo66

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    Well as only one of them is alive I'll go with the Randleplex.
     
  16. AttackChopper

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    1-clean punch. I go to sleep, wake up have a whopper with Roy.

    Or

    Get Randleplexed, I go to sleep. Wake up paralyzed, drinking my whopper through a straw.
     
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    Too obvious

    Randleplex or Sapped, either one of those OR that flying knee that smushed Cyborgs skull in


    That's a tough choice
     
  18. EyeOfNewt

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    I'd eat Big Country's burgers. Dude is a bon vivant
     
  19. Wicked_1

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    I'd take the punch. The slam could seriously fuck u up in many ways.
     
  20. capnlarge

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    I've been slammed on my head before. It's not so bad if you know how to fall. Fedor was able to get up immediately because he learned how to fall in judo.

    Randleplex could be fun if you know it's coming.

    There's literally an entire business where guys agree to trade hundreds of flashy slams. Now those guys bodies get fucked up over time due to cumulative damage but you're probably good to take one
     

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