Earwax problem

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  1. mmaelitefan000

    mmaelitefan000 Brown Belt

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    Anyone have pebble like shit in your ears that come and go? The other day this huge earwax in my left ear decided to emerge and was hanging out of my ear. I tried picking it and it fell back in. Now Ive been hearing echoes and vibrating shit because of it for the past 2 days. How do get this monster earwax out?
     
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    Flush it with water.
     
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    Hydrogen peroxide
     
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    There’s stuff you can by that you let sit in your ear for a couple minutes that will flush it out
     
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    Hydrogen peroxide. Also, if you check the pharmacy section at like Walmart or target, there's this kit you can buy. It has solution to put in your ear, and a little bulb you can fill with water and flush your ear out.
     
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    My left ear clogs every once in a while after I've been sick. I'll go to the doctor and they'll flush it out. I've also used the at home kits. It's a liquid that softens the wax. Olive oil will do it too. After you let it sit in there for a while and soften, you flush it out with water. They give you a pump that shoots the water at a high speed into your ear. Honestly, it takes me several tries with the at home.

    There are several videos on youtube that show how to do it. They always make it look easier than it is.
     
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    And pharmacy, or Walmart, carries a product called Debrox, it's a small bottle similar to eye drop size Add a few drops and it'll dissolve the wax. Let it sit for a few hours, or do it at bedtime. Then flush out with water, or a mixture of water and hydrogen peroxide. I have to do this with my youngest son.
     
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    Olive oil.
     
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    Was there a clip on the Tom Green show back in the day where he went in and had a massive chunk of ear wax removed that was like the size of a nickel? I'm trying to search online for it but I can't find that it ever even happened.
     
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    Pen caps my friend, pen caps.
     
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    Olive oil 3 times a day for 3 weeks
     
  17. louiscyphere

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    Just use an ear candle bro
     
  18. SowingSeason

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    I have incredibly tiny ears and difficult ear wax. My wife cleans them for me.
     
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    Buy a plug & play otoscope on Amazon where Windows 10 already has camera software to let the otoscope display live video of your inner ear.
     
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    Jizz is the only thing that will flush out the wax.

    C'm'ere boy!
     

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