Dwight Schrute vs Ron Swanson

[PG29 red0 Jr]

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Let's say the two are dropped off 5 miles apart in rural Ohio with just basic clothes and no weapons or tools and have a battle to the death. Who takes it, and how?

 

[The Diplomat]

If Dwight has access to beets, it's a done deal.

 

[Tamriel Terror]

Ron literally riggity riggity wrecks him. Dwight was a DNB that just talked a lot of trash.

 

[Midnighter]

Dwight can't actually fight.

 

[syct23]

Schrute Farms for the win...

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Recently saw nudes of Angela in some movie, tight body.

Gotta give this round to Dwight

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Dwight can't actually fight.

But he's always armed with Bear Mace

 

[Higus]

Dwight would get murked without his pepper spray

 

[LEWIS540]

Dwight can't actually fight.

 

[Ikuza]

Ron could be asleep and still beat Dwight's ass.

 

[lts5025]

Ron could be asleep and still beat Dwight's ass.

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

Dwight: How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working, Alpha male, Jackhammer, Merciless, Insatiable.

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

 

[Grob]

Dwight wins by disguising himself as Tammy 2.

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

Dwight wins by disguising himself as Tammy 2.

That might just work, Ron definitely has some weaknesses and Tammy 2 might be the biggest.

 

[BEER]

Dwight got his ass beat by Michael Scott.

Ron murders him, no weapons needed.

 

[Pliny Pete]

Ron is everything Dwight pretends to be

 

[Pliny Pete]

Recently saw nudes of Angela in some movie, tight body.

Gotta give this round to Dwight

Ron fucked Andys smoking hot teacher and then wifed up Xena
Dwight got cucked by Andy
Although he did bang Pams hot friend at the wedding so I guess he gets points for that
Still though I think the biggest question is how the fuck did Jim fuck Pam, Rasheeda Jones and Amy Adams!?!?!?!?

 

[The Diplomat]

Dwight wins by disguising himself as Tammy 2.

1 on 1 in an actual fight, Ron wins.

But Dwight is a master of disguise.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Ron fucked Andys smoking bot teacher and then wifed up Xena
Dwight got cucked by Andy
Although he did bang Pams hot friend at the wedding so I guess he gets points for that
Still though I think the biggest question is how the fuck did Jim fuck Pam, Rasheeda Jones and Amy Adams!?!?!?!?

I always hated Jim.

Would definitely bully him IRL if given the chance.

I remember they tried to make some action movie where he was an elite soldier. People told me it was pretty good but there is no way I could buy him in a role like that.