Dun goofed on Instagram

Leave a comment about how nice the beach/ocean looks, to make out as if you were liking the setting
 
Took me awhile to find the picture of the girl, but I finally found it. I have bad news for you. She's a pornographic beauty.

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Name? :eek:
 
Took me awhile to find the picture of the girl, but I finally found it. I have bad news for you. She's a pornographic beauty.

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Holy shit she’s amazing

*takes phone to bathroom for fap
 
Then I fucked up worse by not posting at minimum screen shot of alleged fat ass for the discerning Sherbros

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I was creeping on my wife’s friends IG and liked an old photo of her phat ass in a skimpy bathing suit. Unliked it 5 seconds later. How fucked am I boys?

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My research shows mixed results. Some say if the person has push notifications on they will see it if they are looking at their phone. But it will go away a few seconds after the unlike. So do I just pray she didn’t have her phone out at that exact time?

might have to take my wife’s phone later and like one of her IG photos and see how quick the notification comes up.

Time to delete my IG and go no contact.

<{ByeHomer}>

Also no ass photo because of detectives.

Do you not have an honest relationship? Just be a man and tell her what you did. You saw the picture you gave it a like. It's not like you slept with her. Did you?
 
Realistically she might not tell your wife, and I say that because the friend will know that women go all crazy over this kind of shit, and if your wife ever found out she would blame the friend just as much as she blames you. The friend won’t want to open that can of worms, so this will likely stay a sexy little secret between the two of you.
 
Need pics of said phat ass, as well as nudes of wife.
 
If she not receiveid notification, case solved

If she did, it's highly unlikely she will snitch

I say you're 85% safe

This. Pics like that are for attention so TS was just giving that friend what she was seeking.

Oh, and pics of said phat ass? :)
 
Took me awhile to find video footage of TestosterOWN's girl finding out about him liking the Instagram picture, but I finally found it. I have bad news...

 
Took me awhile to find video footage of TestosterOWN's girl finding out about him liking the Instagram picture, but I finally found it. I have bad news...


Am i the only one that gets a boner when crazy chicks are being crazy?
 
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I’m i the only one that gets a boner when crazy chicks are being crazy?

Nope. My theory is that the pathetic dude in the video is lying face down to hide his raging boner. Also: wood.
 
You big dawg, I heard you like cheating on your wife. So we put a drunk Tinder skank in the back of your car, so when you wanna cheat, the Tinder skank will let you see her titties.

Also, I understand you like to overthink things, so we put a linear thinking puzzle book in your glove compartment.
Ha!
<{outtahere}>
 
if you deny it forever you're fine, admit anything and you're done
 
Took me awhile to find video footage of TestosterOWN's girl finding out about him liking the Instagram picture, but I finally found it. I have bad news...


LUL, what a cuck!
 
Gotta imagine the woman in question is not attractive after no pics.
 
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