Dumb conversations with your boss

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

My boss is rather new.
He's nice enough, but hasn't learned what to care about and what not to.
He asks me aside today to have a talk in his office, I'm expecting him to tell me how great I am...

Instead, he's going nowhere, telling me some RN on some floor somewhere days ago, I don't know or recall or care, who didn't like my attitude about something or other.
(Can you believe it?)
So I gave him the short version of the talk I gave the last boss, about how he'll be wasting a fair amount of his time and mine if he doesn't figure out how to manage nurse complaints, because they complain, that's what they do.

And y'all, you have pointy haired bosses as well, I'm sure...

 

[tehend]

My boss just gave me a raise.

 

[2DUM2TAP]

Was the nurse hot? Does she give the "special" sponge baths I have come to expect from porn?

 

[choke you]

My boss is a 40 year old white rapping dweeb. A perfect example of its all in who you know.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Was the nurse hot? Does she give the "special" sponge baths I have come to expect from porn?

Fact, most nurses are ugly.
And no, sorry, if you can wash yourself, they'll throw you some towels and a bucket.
Unsexy hospital stay

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

My boss is a 40 year old white rapping dweeb. A perfect example of its all in who you know.

... Steve?
I'm forty six, just being honest

 

[2DUM2TAP]

Fact, most nurses are ugly.
And no, sorry, if you can wash yourself, they'll throw you some towels and a bucket.
Unsexy hospital stay

Booo...

This is just like the time my wife told me that when she goes to her girlfriends place that they don't wear lingerie and have pillow fights!

 

[Scott Parker 27]

Most bosses are retards, it's the working people below them that do all of the work. They mainly sit in bullshit meetings all day.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I am the boss. And when someone complains about someone's attitude, the correct course of action is to then gather more information. Hang around, observe, talk to other people. If you can get another source of this attitude claim, THEN it's time to have a conversation with the employee in question.



Have your boss PM me so I can teach him how to act... LIKE A BOSS

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Booo...

This is just like the time my wife told me that when she goes to her girlfriends place that they don't wear lingerie and have pillow fights!

No, this is different; your wife's lying.
Every woman is down for a naughty pillow fight, they just keep it on the DL

 

[Dogstarman]

So what was his response? My boss has no idea what we do. He was promoted without ever doing the actual job that we peons do. He actually went to work with us and told me to do his part because in his own words, I have no clue what you guys do. How fucked is that, that your immediate supervisor doesn't even know what you are doing.

We went for beers after work and told him that it was fucked up he didn't know shit because if I ever run into an issue I don't know how to resolve who do I turn to? He just looked at me with a blank stare and said I know.

 

[Zax0r]

My boss is the shit. He invited me over his house for a BBQ. Then gave me free weed.

It got kinda weird when his teenage daughter walked past us in her bikini and he looked at me and said "she's pretty smoking hey"...but apart from that it was pretty badass.

 

[Scott Parker 27]

So what was his response? My boss has no idea what we do. He was promoted without ever doing the actual job that we peons do. He actually went to work with us and told me to do his part because in his own words, I have no clue what you guys do. How fucked is that, that your immediate supervisor doesn't even know what you are doing.

We went for beers after work and told him that it was fucked up he didn't know shit because if I ever run into an issue I don't know how to resolve who do I turn to? He just looked at me with a blank stare and said I know.

Yep, I have one of these. He doesnt know WTF we do. He had to go to the directors home to try and fix a laptop issue twice. Couldnt figure it out so he brings the laptop into help desk, where we are the lowest payed in all of IT, and we figured it out same day. Stupid. The only good thing is that he has absolutely no backbone, so I got to keep my two work at home days by barely convincing him. What a tool.

 

[choke you]

... Steve?
I'm forty six, just being honest

Who's steve am I missing something lol.

 

[Exi]

Who's steve am I missing something lol.

 

[Soma]

My boss is the shit. He invited me over his house for a BBQ. Then gave me free weed.

It got kinda weird when his teenage daughter walked past us in her bikini and he looked at me and said "she's pretty smoking hey"...but apart from that it was pretty badass.

You must be Canadian.

 

[Exi]

So what was his response? My boss has no idea what we do. He was promoted without ever doing the actual job that we peons do. He actually went to work with us and told me to do his part because in his own words, I have no clue what you guys do. How fucked is that, that your immediate supervisor doesn't even know what you are doing.

We went for beers after work and told him that it was fucked up he didn't know shit because if I ever run into an issue I don't know how to resolve who do I turn to? He just looked at me with a blank stare and said I know.

I wish we lived in a world where merit was the prime value in the work place, but from my experience it is most definitely not. I'm happy to be working for myself now, but the unfair social/political bullshit effects you wherever you are in life.

 

[Michaelangelo]

pretty obvious what you have to do

kill your boss and take his spot

then fire the guy who complained about you

 

[ButtonMasher]

I love overstating things, so when the boss walks away he's thinking "was that sincere or was he fucking with me?".

Like when he comes at me about petty shit I'll say something like "I know how big of a deal it is, that's why I'm sorry".

 

[Zax0r]

You must be Canadian.

I'm in the Commonwealth so close enough.