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Driver cant figure out how to put gas

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  1. Queen B He / Him / His

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    She still put a mask on, which makes her smarter than all of Florida

     
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    That afternoon someone paid her $2000 to smell her fart, so she's doing alright.
     
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    Funny. Not having a good day.
    Had to be a woman.
    I wonder if she knows what opening the penis goes into (to make babies).
     
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  5. ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Don't people know that the arrow next to the gas gauge points to the side that the filler is on?
     
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    Very few do.
    I believe the hose can reach the other side of the van if she had parked closer to the pump.
     
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    It must have the least intelligent population among all developed nations right?

    Actually is it considered to be a developed nation?
     
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  11. San Marino Blue Belt Platinum Member

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    Well, that is 1 idiot from 331,002,651. Don't you have idiots where you live?
     
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    Even if you don't know that, it's something you should definitely not get wrong more than once with the same car.
     
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    Here is another task women tend to fail at the gas station.
    They don't know how much air to put into the tire or how to use a pressure gage. They just pump the tire with air until they feel it looks right.
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    The future of this planet ladies and gentlemen.
     
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    Probably not after recent events but at least our women are well developed if you know what I mean.

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    at what point should someone lose their license just based on sheer stupidity? I dont care if that woman has a perfect driving record, she should not be behind the wheel of a vehicle.
     
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    This news anchor and her run-on sentences

     
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    Wood though
     
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