Dream fight : Cyborg vs Uncle Dana

Discussion in 'Fantasy Matchup Discussion' started by cyrusthevyrus, Jul 31, 2019.

  1. cyrusthevyrus

    cyrusthevyrus Black Belt

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    I would pay 300 bucks just to see how Cris Cyborg would KO uncle Dana. I would really, really, enjoy it so much !

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  3. Snowy1

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    Dana ain't a tough guy (just a pretend one). The real Dana is this geek with weird teeth below:

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    Dana used to light up Tito in sparring sessions. <31><36>
     
  5. Mr.Maelstrom

    Mr.Maelstrom Ligaments and skulls belt

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    Dana would drop her quicker than Amanda did lol
     
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    I'm guessing Dana's Boxercise background wouldn't come in handy...
     
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    RonniePickering Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    mmacasualviewer Hardcores vs Casuals

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    Dana would drop any of them just like he'd drop Wandy or Tito.
     
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  10. cyrusthevyrus

    cyrusthevyrus Black Belt

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    by matching you against cyborg, yes
     
  11. cyrusthevyrus

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    Wandy? When?
     
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    With how sloppy her striking is, my money is on Dana (via not being an undersized soccer mom).
     
  13. sissypunch

    sissypunch I've got a small dick, and i'm an asshole.

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    inb4 snu snu
     
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    Mr.Maelstrom Ligaments and skulls belt

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    Back when gender was a distinction and not a imaginary construct (lol), they had a term for this phenomenon: Cockstrong.
    Dana would plant her on her face, bc he's a guy and Borg is a gal. Buff gal, but a gal nonetheless.
     
  15. Crom Cruach

    Crom Cruach Green Belt

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    Cyborg would push his shit in.

    He'd be calling her Daddy by the end of round 1.
     
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    Even today Dana is a way better boxer than cyborg

    Not to mention having 70 pounds on her. She could prob take him down and tap him tho


    On the feet, Dana would fuck her up though. He was actually a pretty good amateur level boxer back in the day. Seen it with my own eyes
     
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    does it make you feel good that he used to look like that? why do you think that is?
     
  18. Snowy1

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    Nah I'm impartial to it. Just I used to watch UFC back those days before Dana's tough guy act and now I find it a little cringey,
     
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    Ingjr Brown Belt

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    The thought of Dana passing a drug test is what's laughable. The needle would probably melt before it got out of his arm. BTW, Cyborg kicks his ass.
     

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