Social Dr. Marijuana Pepsi

[Nameless Ghoul]

I just saw this lady being interviewed on CNN, and talk about her dissertation on "Black Names in White Classrooms: Teacher Behaviors and Student Perceptions"..we are all being Punk'd right?

 

[JamesRussler]

I thought this was a new flavor of soft drink

EDIT: Wow, I guess Pepsi is actually working on this IRL:
PepsiCo just became the latest beverage company to say it’s looking at the fast-growing cannabis market

It’s like life is becoming an Onion article.

Spoiler

 

[Seano]

Imagine the sort of person that gave her that name.

 

[JamesRussler]

Imagine the sort of person that gave her that name.

Cracktus Cooler?

 

[The ScorpioN]

Meme degrees should be factored into the reparations committee analysis.

 

[MicroBrew]

Read about her a few weeks ago. She didn't let her name hold her back.

 

[VivaRevolution]

Her son Cocaine Mt. Dew Sawyer must be proud.

 

[Fawlty]

Seems like a Mayberry thread.

 

[Madmick]

I thought this was a new flavor of soft drink

I came into this thread expecting Pepsi to have thrown their hat in the Cannabis-laced soda pop game in states where it was legal.

Boy was this a left turn.

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Marijuana Pepsi isn't a black name though, it's just a stupid name

 

[Happy Man]

Thought it was something I’d be buying in Denver in a month.

Phish concert coming up

 

[Gunny]

There’s no fucking way that’s her actual name...


...is there?

 

[GearSolidMetal]

I bet she actually goes by 'Mary Jane.'

 

[Gunny]

Dr. Marijuana Pepsi - only white people react strongly to my name because they like things to be standardized.

Dr. Marijuana Pepsi’s mother - names daughter after a copyrighted trademark

You just can’t make this shit up folks.

 

[Simian Raticus]

You gotta hand to her.

She ain't slowin' her roll for nuthin'.

 

[milliniar]

She needs to marry someone with the last name Pepper, and drop Sawyer.

 

[Fugazy]

Bih...you are named after a fucking D-level soft drink. Have some respect for yourself and change your name.

Marijuana as a first name is really bad, but it is actually two names, Mary and Juana.

Imagine having to respond to people saying "Hey, Pepsi!" to you... seriously. You're an adult, clearly intelligent, fuck the whole pride and strength play here. You can legally change your name to deal with shit like this. Do it already.

 

[RetiredSlave]

Could be interesting to pop that name into an etymology machine. Not interesting enough for me though. I think shes gonna get smoked by her students at some point.

 

[Fugazy]

I would only ever call her Pepsi. Or Dr. Pepsi. Or "Worst Cola".

 

[Cuauhtemoc]

Read about her a few weeks ago. She didn't let her name hold her back.

Her mother gave her that name because it would make her famous. She wasn't wrong.