Don't get in the way of a good cockfight

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  1. aerius Silver Belt

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    https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/police...ter-during-raid-on-manila-cockfight-1.5162852

    Police officer killed by rooster during raid on Manila cockfight

    MANILA, PHILIPPINES -- A Philippine police officer was killed during a raid on an illegal cockfight after a rooster's blade sliced his femoral artery, an official said Tuesday.


    Cockfighting is a popular blood sport in the archipelago where money is bet on the outcome of a fight -- often to the death -- between two colourful birds armed with bladed spurs.


    It has been banned along with other sporting and cultural events during the coronavirus pandemic to prevent large crowds from gathering and spreading the contagion.


    I believe the phrase is "let them bang, bro!"
     
  2. SmilinDesperado Gold Belt

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    Can't get into Valhalla with a death like that..
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  3. Losfer Words Brown Belt

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    I keep telling yall that roosters are hilariously fucking alpha.
     
  4. Osculater Red Belt

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    Murdered by a bird of prey
     
  5. ShadBo Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    They are the closest living relation to the therapod dinosaurs after all.
     
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    Ugh, I thought the title was going to be about someone's OnlyFans page. Disappointed.
     
  7. Badger67 Taxidea taxus

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    Cue Randy Marsh...
     
  8. blaseblah Steel Belt

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    What is a rooster's blade?
     
  9. RowdyLesnar NoFucksGiven

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  10. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Pacquiaouch.

    His portrait can't go up in the hall of officers who've fallen in the line of duty, but there might be a spot by the microwave. Hannibal killed a pickpocket the same way; for a while severing the femoral artery was a popular fictionalized murder technique it seemed. Or maybe I'm just reading into things again.

    Again....
     
  11. loyalyolayal Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    the alphabet nazis will be all over you if you break up a cock fight
     

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