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Donald's beard is trimmed funny

Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by Medulla Omoplata, Jan 16, 2020.

  1. Medulla Omoplata

    Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    The posterior sideburn edge is arcing away from his ear before coming back to meet the hairline just above the ear. This creates a large blank area between the ear and the beard which serves no purpose and does nothing to accentuate Cowboy's rugged features.

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    I photoshopped a corrected version of Donald's beard so you can see how it should be shaped.

    You'll notice that despite Conor's hobo beard at least the posterior sideburn edge is aligned with the edge of his ear, as it should be.
     
  2. AmericanMMA

    AmericanMMA Purple Belt

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    LMFAO Who gives a fuck???

    I appreciate the thread though TS.
     
  3. Weidman

    Weidman Still my booooy!

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    What in the fuck..
     
  4. Misanthropist

    Misanthropist Blue Belt Platinum Member

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    Imagine caring about someone’s beard
     
  5. DeYanKees1

    DeYanKees1 Blue Belt

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    TS never had facial hair before..
     
  6. neandertal

    neandertal Silver Belt

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  7. grndzro

    grndzro Green Belt

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    This is unacceptible. UFC need to cut Cowboy immediately.
     
  8. Mohawk Banditó

    Mohawk Banditó Brown Belt

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    I noticed you made his beard black, even though beards have more red/brown in them, so I fixed it.

    I also noticed Donald was lacking the curly mustache that would really accentuate his manliness, so I added that in as well.
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  9. MXZT

    MXZT Black Belt Platinum Member

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    Nothing wrong with his beard. You are reading way too much into it.
     
  10. Zeta Reticuli

    Zeta Reticuli Aluminati Belt

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    Übermacht ἅπαξ λεγόμενον

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    Conor's beard needs a fade
     
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  12. sportkillergreg

    sportkillergreg Brown Belt

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    Good call TS
     
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  13. Sonny Qc

    Sonny Qc Gold Belt

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    shitty thread, after shitty thread.

    I blame Conor tbh.
     
  14. Mohawk Banditó

    Mohawk Banditó Brown Belt

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    Update: I have also decided Conor should go the Hulk Hogan route
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  15. Orochimaru

    Orochimaru Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    wow im surprised this hasnt been moved to the lightweights
     
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  16. BigGucci

    BigGucci Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Thanks for correcting the beard ts you're one of the guys doing the heavy lifting on this forum
     
  17. Sjb1888

    Sjb1888 Silver Belt

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    You curled it the wrong way man...
     
  18. Sjb1888

    Sjb1888 Silver Belt

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    I think you mean super heavyweight.
     
  19. D 1 Wrestler

    D 1 Wrestler Look up to me

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    Can I get a froot shop version
     
  20. Mohawk Banditó

    Mohawk Banditó Brown Belt

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    Cowboy doesn't fit your social norms. I mean, haven't you seen how far he trims his beard from his ear? That motherfucker is a loose cannon who must be stopped
     

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