Donald's beard is trimmed funny

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  1. Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    The posterior sideburn edge is arcing away from his ear before coming back to meet the hairline just above the ear. This creates a large blank area between the ear and the beard which serves no purpose and does nothing to accentuate Cowboy's rugged features.

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    I photoshopped a corrected version of Donald's beard so you can see how it should be shaped.

    You'll notice that despite Conor's hobo beard at least the posterior sideburn edge is aligned with the edge of his ear, as it should be.
     
  2. AmericanMMA Brown Belt

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    LMFAO Who gives a fuck???

    I appreciate the thread though TS.
     
  3. Weidman Still my booooy!

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    What in the fuck..
     
  4. Misanthropist Purple Belt

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    Imagine caring about someone’s beard
     
  5. Yankee Green Belt

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    TS never had facial hair before..
     
  6. neandertal Gold Belt

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    Quality content.
     
  7. grndzro Purple Belt

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    This is unacceptible. UFC need to cut Cowboy immediately.
     
  8. Mohawk Banditó Red Belt

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    I noticed you made his beard black, even though beards have more red/brown in them, so I fixed it.

    I also noticed Donald was lacking the curly mustache that would really accentuate his manliness, so I added that in as well.
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  9. MXZT Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Nothing wrong with his beard. You are reading way too much into it.
     
  10. Zeta Reticuli Aluminati Belt

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    Conor's beard needs a fade
     
  12. sportkillergreg Brown Belt

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    Good call TS
     
  13. Sonny Qc Steel Belt

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    shitty thread, after shitty thread.

    I blame Conor tbh.
     
  14. Mohawk Banditó Red Belt

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    Update: I have also decided Conor should go the Hulk Hogan route
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  15. Orochimaru Banned Banned

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    wow im surprised this hasnt been moved to the lightweights
     
  16. BigGucci Green Belt

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    Thanks for correcting the beard ts you're one of the guys doing the heavy lifting on this forum
     
  17. Sjb1888 Silver Belt

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    You curled it the wrong way man...
     
  18. Sjb1888 Silver Belt

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    I think you mean super heavyweight.
     
  19. D 1 Wrestler Look up to me

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    Can I get a froot shop version
     
  20. Mohawk Banditó Red Belt

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    Cowboy doesn't fit your social norms. I mean, haven't you seen how far he trims his beard from his ear? That motherfucker is a loose cannon who must be stopped
     

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