Dog vs dragon

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  1. Drain Bamage Guitar God 420

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    What do you guys think about this?


    Personally, I think the lady is a moron. That white dragon could have fucked that dog (and her) up if it had a mind too.
     
  2. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    what a stupid bitch, that dragon could have killed everybody on that village center
     
  3. TSO Pink Belt

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    I had a beagle that killed a swan that was attacking my son. The thing got it's head bit off,flew off and landed in the lake dead.
     
  4. rj144 Gold Belt

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    Swan should have taken pecked the eyes out of that woman.

    Both dogs and swans are cool.
     
  5. Hyperglide Tell Apathy

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    That lady is a real dumbass. That swan could've turned the tables and wanted to fuck her up instead of the dog. She was lucky she didn't get her eyes plucked out.
     
  6. Tone C Gold Belt

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    I got attacked by a swan when I was about 7. It tried to steal a biscuit I was eating and bit me. My father ended up wrapping a boat hook around it's neck and trying to drown it...


    Lol, just noticed it's from Strasbourg, France which is where my wife got her degree from. She said they were a bit odd there.
     
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    Beagle keeps being one of greatest dogs

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  9. KONG-D'SNT-TAP Banned Banned

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    good grief those things are terrifying
     
  11. Wrath of Foamy Brown Belt

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    I used to frequent a man-made pond at Appley in Ryde on the Isle of Wight. Loads of swans used to live there.

    They are ballsy fuckers but won't mess with you if you respect them. They hiss a lot, but nothing more unless you get closer.

    I don't get why people fuck with animals when they don't have to. Shows really bad character.
     
  12. The Crow All Lives Matter ; ) Banned

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    I love swans, they are majestic animals but you really shouldn't fuck with them. I live near a river who floods about every winter and they get closer to where they would normally go for food, I know how to stay clear away, also I have a hunting dog who sees them as potential toys lol, I am the one who has to steer him away from the birds.

    I once heard a story about a hunter who accidently got too close from a swan, he wasnt hunting them or anything but he was walking in some marsh where there were tall grass and nests. Papa swan saw him before the guy could even notice him, the hunter was imediately attacked and since he was in a marsh with water and mud couldn't extricate himself in time, the bird flew on him. When his other hunting friends finally were able to help him out, took him to hospital, the doctors initially thought he had been hit with a baseball bat, he had broken nose, jaw, ribs. The swan hit him with his elbow, you know his big wing bone, I am not sure of the word in english.

    I can't see swans the same way again after that.
     
  14. Stoic1 I bring the memes

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  16. Zer Steel Belt

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    Half of my family's from a small Welsh town called Llanelli and the old timers there always tell you stories about the swans. They don't have any swans right now because they shot them all but before that they were wreaking havoc and shit. Friend of my nans had both of her arms broken when she was trying to drag one out of her driveway
     
  17. MeatWagon06 Postponed Indefinitely

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    That woman is a moron. Thing coulda fucked her up too. I know from experience. When I was a kid I was fishing with my dad at a pay lake and came up on a nest and fucker came at me relentlessly. I had nightmares of swans for awhile.
     
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  20. CodeBreaker What belt?

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    I wanna punch that woman in the face
     

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