Does Perry and Rockhold Present A Scientific Breakthrough Theory For The Nobel Prize?

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  1. King Cobra

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    The middle of my toes is itching but I cannot take my shoe off to scratch it because I am riding in a train here in New York and there is a hot chick sitting next to me.

    So as I am trying to get my mind off the itch, a curious question popped up in my head.

    Is nature balanced in a way that it would not allow a man who is deemed to be too attractive to women to not be that great a fighter, being that it would help avoid good looking men from having total physical domination over ugly or average looking men and basically allow them to take over the gene pool of the human race?

    This is a fascinating theory that I feel would receive recognition with the Nobel Prize as well as the Franklin Institute and others.

    What if Perry or Luke Rockhold looked like a Caucasian version of Leon Spinks?

    Would they be the potential GOAT at the moment?
     
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    Is your thread title a
    Scientific Breakthrough Theory For The Nobel Prize?
     
  6. HaikenEdge

    HaikenEdge Rationality will win the day.

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    I read that twice and I'm still confused, and now mad because I'm an idiot for reading it the first time.


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  12. King Cobra

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    Yes.

    Well does?
     
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    I think it won't does until it happens
     
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    take the heel of the foot opposite of said itch and start slamming it to your toes of your other foot if you dont want to look like a disgusting lunatic
     
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    Where dey at doe?
     
  17. Phronimos

    Phronimos The truth don't have to be validated by ignorance.

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    You would have a better chance of impressing the hot chick by taking off your shoe and scratching your foot.
     
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    I believe i can help TS here.

    What he meant to say is that he believes there to be a check valve in nature that stops human beings from being both super attractive and super badass simultaneously.

    If you have out of this world fighting prowess, you will be ugly or awkward, and if you are a unstoppable lady magnet, you will be lacking in the fight skills to some degree.

    He believes this to be a truth of the universe to the extent that a paper on the subject, including discussion of Rockhold and Perry, two of MMA's prettiest and ugliest participants respectively, would be likely to garner much acclaim and recognition, even potentially earning a nobel prize.
     
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    Bend down and take shoe off and itch it while directly staring at her

    And tell her you have a semi
     
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