Does anyone know why diuretics are banned by USADA?

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  1. King Pun**

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    Because it sure beats the piss out of me...

    haha get it?
     
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    Arqueto 'luminous beings are we....not this crude matter'

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    Meh.

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    I've had a bad morning, this made me laugh, so you get a 5 my friend.
     
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    7/10. I'm a sucker for bad puns.
     
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    Very good, very good.
     
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    have they banned caffeine?
     
  9. Mr Wings

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    Wilfred Brimley knows who has diuretics. Dia-dia-dia-diuretics.
     
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    It can be using as a masking agent
     
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    King Pun? more like Fuck off you Twat.
     
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    You're in Prison?
     
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    Boomb Hate the game, not the player.

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    Threetrees Donald Trump is a Hoe

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    Don't worry, he'll always be a Prick :)
     
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