Do your taxes yet?

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  1. Richmma80 Purple Belt

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    I'm getting $300 less this year compared to last year. Nothing changed. The fuck happened?
     
  2. NoGoodNamesLeft Red Belt

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    nice try IRS
     
  3. Mr Warmth Don Rickles Banned

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    I did on the 1st day. And no I'm not Ned Flanders, I'm just broke and need that $1700.

    And yes, I am poor.

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  4. forum poster Brown Belt

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    I havnt paid my taxes my entire life, nobody wants to hear this shit!
     
  5. BFoe Western States Heritage Champion Platinum Member

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    Yeah, I always do them right away. I don’t need the refund money to survive, but it’s nice to have. Plus I prefer to just be done with the whole tax shit.
     
  6. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    really dude, you wanna do this shit right here!? right now dude, you wanna fucking go right now

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  7. Big Tuppy Hole Gold Belt

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    I got $7500
     
  8. LHWBelt Gold Belt

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    Nope I still need my wife's w2 and a few other things. I'm in no rush
     
  9. ChoKuRei Purple Belt Platinum Member

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    Fuck the fuckin IRS. You want your cut here ya go fetch BITCH
     
  10. Holic Sock Puppet Exorcist

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    Still waiting on my e-trade statement. Really nervous this year I didn't contribute to my 401k.
     
  11. JabToucher Banned Banned

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    Wait to they find out about me!! I'm still signing on....
     
  12. Curmudgeon Black Belt

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    In the process...
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  13. MoneyGun Banned Banned

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    All the poor people at work are getting back thrice what they paid in. If they'd only save it they could outright own a home in 3-4 years but those recliners and surround sound systems aren't going to buy themselves.
     
  14. superking Poet — Traveler — Soldier of Fortune

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    Doing them this Saturday coming up.
     
  15. Curmudgeon Black Belt

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    "xxxx bi-weekly".... "it's a steal hun!"
     
  16. Oliver C. Red Belt Platinum Member

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    My wife's doing them as we speak. Marrying an Accountant was the best move I ever made. :p
     
  17. marioh Red Belt

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    i'm waiting to see how things turn out with this corona virus thing first.

    if everyone is dead, what's the point of doing taxes?
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  18. TeTe Kaep's white privileged upbringing belt Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    They're done and both Federal and State have been accepted ftw
     
  19. Lubaolong A natural consequence of gamma radiation

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    I'll do them as soon as the wife gets her W-2. I filled out one of those tax withholding worksheets and didn't take into account my tax sheltered money or the fact that my wife also did one of these worksheets and was withholding lots of money from her check as well. I gave the government an interest-free loan this year and anticipate I'll get a bunch back.
     
  20. Swiftie Taylor Swift Nation

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    No, The IRS can wait for the money I always owe.
     

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