Do you have a UFC hot dog brander? Are you willing to part with it? Let's talk.

[JayPettryMMA]

If you actually own a UFC hot dog brander, and it's not rusted out or disgusting, in decent condition or preferably new, I would genuinely like to purchase it from you. This isn't a joke post. I asked the mad lads at Reddit and they took the thread down, but look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now.

I have an article idea in mind that needs this cooking utensil, and I have searched high and low for years to no avail. If I do end up getting one, I'll gladly share the article once it's done, which should have photographs included as well. Thank you in advance.

The way it works is that you have to lay it on a grill and then cook a hot dog on top of it, and it brands the UFC logo into it. Pretty rad, right? I could have bought one for years, but alas.




This is it in action from my pals Esther and Casey.

 

[don't ask]

Dude, just see a professional tattooist, it's a much safer way to decorate your penis, the clicks aren't worth it.

 

[Oscar Madison]

Dude, just see a professional tattooist, it's a much safer way to decorate your penis, the clicks aren't worth it.

Self-Branding is a rite of passage.

 

[Ube]

Meet me by the Chili’s dumpster on Pines Blvd and 136th ave. Bring cash and a box of newports.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Has anyone tried reaching out to the guy on Twitter who actually tried it out?

 

[Shaolin Alan]

If you get a hold of one, I suggest you gold plate it and wear it on a fat chain to a UFC event. Show it off to Uncle Danuh during the Q&A session

 

[TITS]

I remember seeing one on Ebay about a year ago.

 

[TITS]

I wonder if Valentina still has hers.

 

[Skarsgard]

I just wanna know what that grill is.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Do you think this works better on all beef hotdogs or chicken/pork?

 

[Young Calf Kick]

Do you think this works better on all beef hotdogs or chicken/pork?

Would probably work best on horsedogs

 

[Skarsgard]

Would probably work best on horsedogs

It took me far too long to realize this was a horsemeat joke and not a comment on branding great danes.

 

[JayPettryMMA]

Has anyone tried reaching out to the guy on Twitter who actually tried it out?

Yeah he's a friend of mine. It didn't work great. But it's a collector's item so I'm not going to ask to take his, he's a big MMA guy to say the least.

 

[JayPettryMMA]

Would probably work best on horsedogs

 

[Young Calf Kick]

It took me far too long to realize this was a horsemeat joke and not a comment on branding great danes.

my clowning often has many layers

 

[JayPettryMMA]

Dude, just see a professional tattooist, it's a much safer way to decorate your penis, the clicks aren't worth it.

As I said to the redditor who suggested the same thing, mostly...don't be sacred, homie.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Yeah he's a friend of mine. It didn't work great. But it's a collector's item so I'm not going to ask to take his, he's a big MMA guy to say the least.

Are you fucking with me? Or do you really know that guy? Ask him to pose with it. Better than posing with your favorite fighter imo

 

[Pharenheit]

So… they don’t work?

 

[K---]

Get some dingus on Etsy with a CNC machine to make you one, Shermano. Provide an image of the UFC logo and they'll whip one up ez pz

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

I don't have one but I would also love to have one, I remember very clearly it being sold on the UFC Store many years ago for full price, and then I remember a few months before Christmas (like around October time) it went on sale and it was like 60% off or something like that and it sold out in days. That was probably the most unique item they ever sold on the official UFC store lol thats why there were so many threads about it lol. I made quite a few posts about it in the past haha.

I will keep my eyes open and let you know if I see any for sale somewhere, just by the law of averages its bound to come up somewhere for sale. It's not like they didn't sell, it definitely sold out when it was reduced on sale, I remember very well.