Do you have a morning routine?

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  1. Estemachine Gold Belt

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    Do some of you take the time of the day to practice a routine that you pretty much follow daily?; This routine can vary from person to person.

    I personally begin my day with meditation, I started incorporating the Wim Hof breathing exercises recently, that takes about 15 minutes, then I do another manifestation meditation that takes another 20 minutes, then I make a nutrition packed smoothie, then I work out. I do this 6-7 times a week.

    If it means anything I stay healthy throughout the year, I mean I don't have to visit the doctor, it's been years the last time I did.
     
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    Breakfast, then watch tv while drinking coffee.
     
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    Drink Coffee. End routine.
     
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  9. Force myself to groggily get up, take a piss, wash face with cold water to wake myself up, drink a glass of cold water, take creatine, make a cup of coffee with coconut butter, do some light stretching and warming up, then head to the gym.

    On days I don't go to the gym:
    Wake up, piss, log onto sherdog.
     
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    Yeah OP, I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
     
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    What is a hippie?
    What do you do when your face is really puffy?
     
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    I warm up straight after waking up for 10 minutes or so, drink a big glass of water then either go running or lift weights. Coffee afterwards while I read the news.

    One day of the week I'll lie in and eat a massive cooked breakfast instead, normally Saturday.
     
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    Weekdays -Wake up at 5, shower, shave, breakfast and tea. Off to work at 6.

    Weekends is up at 6, shower but no shave, off to our favourite breakfast place at 6:30.
     
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    Wake, pee, put food in my dogs bowl, get coffee started, take dog for a walk, enjoy breakfast usually while watching a show right now its the Sopranos
     
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    Wake up -> get dressed -> go to work. I keep it simple.
     
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    Drink tea, eat breakfast, take a shit, shower, get dressed.
     
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    Wake up, pray, go potty while browsing, shower and brush my teeth, get dressed play a little with my cat, envy him before I find forces to leave my home. That's about it.
     

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