Discussion in 'Grappling Technique' started by Ninja This, Aug 5, 2010.
This is your standard share a humorous/cool story thread.
Big guy or Orge. Cause I'm gigantic.
My Brazilian teammates call me "The Americano"
They always roll their eyes when they say it though. I don't know why.
The call me "the situation" ! You know you wanted someone to post that bullshit!
Or some nonsence like "the hulk" or call me pitbull .
I think that a good Nick name should be given , how stupid you are or look!
Somthing lame you did or sed ! What you think is cool ! No not realy ...
I think you should have guide lines, in "Top Gun" everybody had a cool name !In real life most guys get names that mock themselves.
"the gremlin" cause I'm small and not very pretty.
"the real deal" cause it ryhmes with O'Neill, my last name.
The mechanic cuz I checks teh oil.
A Few. Boxcar Willie, Switchyard Sullivan, Gentleman Mick Collins, Mick "The 10% Hispanic Causing Panic" Collins, The Count of Monte Fisto, The Kentucky Kimura, White Chocolate, Lactose Free Milkman, Cockpunch McGavin, Dr.Cockpunch, Lord Harold von Flugenberg of Cockpunch and the Southern Dandy.
they aren't dawson's creek fans?
edited, hmm, not sure why the pic didnt show up first time.
I'm not sure I believe any of you =P
I've been called "Urubu" for my lack of shame in eating other peoples leftovers off their plates.
i usually get called 'pussy' or 'sissy.'
My name is Ben Sobel... -lioni. Ben Sobellioni. I'm also known as, uh, Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnazz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Levine, but that was a long time ago, certain people, so on...
The Anal Invader.
The weird thing is that someone called me 'Matey' at kickboxing while I was new and it stuck but people in my Ju Jitsu class have been calling me that for a while. It's weird because no-one crosses paths from the two clubs.
I used to go by "The Bang Bus". True story.
It rhymes with my first name and back in college it definitely held true.
Me thinks you like teh Cock punch
Do you look piratey?
I used to get called "The Wasp" at the boxing club. "Is that because of your stinging jab?" I hear you ask? No. It was because I once turned up to training in black shorts, a yellow t-shirt with a black Adidas logo on it, and black boxing boots... and then sparred in a black headguard with yellow gloves.
One of my friends went to Brazil and got the nickname "Compressor"
I guess that's alright.
I got the nickname "Sideshow" about 8 years ago. I was training to fight in my first MMA fight. The "gentleman" I was fighting was a former student at our academy and had a bit of an ego problem. Myself and my training partners were out one last night before we stepped our training up and we ran into this "gentleman". He decided to run his mouth calling our gym a circus and I was nothing but a clown. Blah blah blah. I just quietly responded with "Well why don't you just step into the sideshow then?"
It's stuck ever since.
The coolest part about this story is later on I was listening to a little known band called 40 Below Summer and they had a song on one of their albums called Step Into The Sideshow. It's a pretty badass tune that gets me pumped up so I used to play it alot in my training. Not to mention it has a line that says "You won't last/IT'S YOUR ASS/ When I rip you in haaaaaaaalf.
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