Actually, I did address that argument. In, like, my first post. Why are the hurdles needed? To see who the fastest person on an artificial course is? Because there's so many fences that grow in the wild? Why is the triple jump needed? Piss off with a pogo stick if that's what you're about. Lewis could have competed in any of these. The primary factor is raw speed in the horizontal plane. If he was that extraordinary, why not the Heptathlon, too?
Where does this end? Could get outta control plenty fast:
- Why a Decathlon and Heptathlon?
- Synchronized Swimming? 1930 called. Nobody gives a shit who Busby Berkeley is anymore.
- Why do the divers dive from different heights? Pick one. Why events with two divers? Fuck off.
- What the fuck are BMX bikes doing in the games? Cause you do flips and shits...uhh, pretty sure other athletes do that better. BMX, Diving, Trampoline, Rhythmic Gymnastics....all clearly bastardized, specialized, inferior, less demanding athletic skill sets for second rate gymnasts.
- Three different forms of flat race cycling? Pretty sure all those bikes have two wheels.
- Why so many fucking rowing events? You're all pulling on yourselves. Same goes for you twinkle-toed sailors.
- Canoe and Canoe Slalom? Stop adding words to feel good about yourself, hippies. Choose or squeal like a pig.
- Why do archers compete with those old recurve bows? Primitives peasants. What's next? A musket shooting competition?
- Table Tennis? You literally shrunk some legitimate sport to the size of a table and tried to piggyback its glory?
- Water Polo and Rugby? Make up your fucking mind.
- Basketball? Soccer? Field Hockey? Volleyball? Baseball? Oh, look, all you wannabes who couldn't hack it in Track & Field added a ball.
- How in the blue fuck did Golfers con their way into this?
Look, there's more medals in swimming because it's one of the defining raw sports of humanity:
- Running
- Martial Skills (Combat Sports, Shooting/Archery, Sailing/Rowing, Horseback Riding)
- Swimming
- Weightlifting
Those are the great, ancient four. Gymnastics & Cycling are modern additions and form the rest of the half dozen greater disciplines that really define the Summer Olympic spirit and subsume the various sports. Now we're adding Ball Sports. X-Games stuff is also clearly on the rise (especially in the Winter Games, but Red Bull is pushing hard into Summer).
Just the way it is. Also, I haven't seen anyone compare Phelp's medals to Bolt's like that matters. We're comparing Phelps medals in his own sport to
entire other nations in his sport. That's what's freaking mindblowing.