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Do you believe straight male figure skaters exist?

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  1. Bitcoin Green Belt

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    I don't believe in UFOs, BigFoot or conspiracy theories. Add to that straight male figure skaters. Has one ever been caught in captivity? Could you imagine how much sex with no competition he would have and if he was bi he would obliterate Wilt Chamberlain's sex record.
     
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  3. Mr Warmth Don Rickles Banned

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    I don't care about figure skating or someone else's sexuality to worry about this
     
  4. jimbob27 Ken Shamrock Belt

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    In an attempt to prove you wrong, I did a image search for "macho figure skater" and the results very much confirm your theory.
     
  5. Threetrees Free Jon Gruden

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    Are you in middle school
     
  6. superking Poet — Traveler — Soldier of Fortune

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    Charlie White?

    He's married to a woman.
     
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    Since I was a kid the UK has had 3 male ice skaters who where household names, one died of AIDS, one other maybe gay, but the dude who was part of partnership wasnt
     
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  10. Bitcoin Green Belt

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    You just made that name up.
     
  11. Bitcoin Green Belt

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    America has had like 40 household name male figure skaters that's why I asked.
     
  12. Bitcoin Green Belt

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    I doubt someone in middle school has been compared to Steve Jobs
     
  13. superking Poet — Traveler — Soldier of Fortune

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    Not ah.

    Look into it.
     
  14. Midnighter Silver Belt

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    Yea, my buddy Rex Manlington.
     
  15. Jesus X Hunter eyes

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    gays marry women too.
     
  16. GSP_37 Titanium Belt

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    I'm more interested in if there exists women figure skaters with at least medium natural boobies.
     
  17. Frode Falch Steel Belt Professional Fighter

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    I dont even believe straight male watchers of this sport exist.

    <LikeReally5>
     
  18. mmawarrior20 Orange Belt

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    well i'm mostly straight and i do yoga and dabbled in pole dancing. I have various phases of autogynephilia (to get off at the thought of yourself as a woman) is the gist of it. It's died down a great deal but sometimes there's relapses.
     
  19. Mr Mojo Lane Brown Belt

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    The guy married to these girls are the only ones not banging them
     
  20. ROKKO Green Belt

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    This makes me laugh because Friday I was in my work gym and they had figure skating on directv and the only reason I didn't put it on it because I didn't want somebody to walk in and think I was a homosexual for watching figure skating. However I would have very much enjoyed watching figure skating.
     

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