Do humans have underrated physical abilities in comparsion to other mammals?

[CreativeTomato]

true. Crazy story. I had a friend back in college whose mom cared for a chimp since it was a baby. This was a well to do family who had a very nice workout room. The first and only time I met this fucking thing, it was in the workout room and something caused it to semi- lose it and demonstrated its annoyance by picking up what was about a 70lb dumbell and chunk it literally across the room like it was a tennis ball. Saw with my own eyes. Needless to say, I was out of that house with the quickness and never fucking returned. Chimps freak me out

Fuck. That.

 

[MWB1982]

A human will not win against any animal that is equal in size...

That is a fact that I seen on one of those nature documentaries.... I put a lot of deep thought into it and I come to the conclusion that I agree with the statement...

Unless you are biased, any animal of equal size to a human will win in a fight.. They are too strong, too fast, and they have built in tools designed to kill...

The only thing that sets us apart is out intelligence and thumbs...

 

[mmafreedom]

I'd fuck up a cow.. or a sheep. Maybe a goat too.

 

[tkotom]

true. Crazy story. I had a friend back in college whose mom cared for a chimp since it was a baby. This was a well to do family who had a very nice workout room. The first and only time I met this fucking thing, it was in the workout room and something caused it to semi- lose it and demonstrated its annoyance by picking up what was about a 70lb dumbell and chunk it literally across the room like it was a tennis ball. Saw with my own eyes. Needless to say, I was out of that house with the quickness and never fucking returned. Chimps freak me out

lol great story.

They're so crazy.

 

[Rutten4life]

Also look at what huskies do running the Iditarod. We are not the best long distance runners, a few peak individuals can do amazing things but by no means is it a species wide attribute. Barring injury, illness, old/young age to other animals humans in general are lame physically.

Terry Fox's marathon is far more impressive that the iditarod IMO

 

[Lost]

We hear all this talk that other mammals are better than us when it comes down to pretty much everything not related to intelligence. I belive other animals are being hyped and we are not given the proper respect we deserve.

Chimps - We would out run them, out sprint them, jump higher(?) and longer then them.
I think we could run down deer in long distances. Probably not win against them in a sprint unless you are of the explosive type of human.

Also we have great mobility - we can swim, jump, climb. Good body awareness and balance. I say, be proud to be human!

I'd love to put you in a enclosure with a chimp and see who jumps higher :icon_lol:

Its a irrelevant because the chimp would tear of your dong and gauge your eyes.

Brutal creatures

 

[Det Kimble]

I'd love to put you in a enclosure with a chimp and see who jumps higher :icon_lol:

Its a irrelevant because the chimp would tear of your dong and gauge your eyes.

Brutal creatures

Sounds like he needs to fap.

 

[Lost]

Sounds like he needs to fap.

Maybe chimps have super strength because they don't have enough porn to fap to?

You're making me question my reality, maybe it is I who needs to enter the enclosure and learn their ways. Samurai Jack:"Jack Learns to Jump Good" style

 

[Lost]

I guess we have the highest penis/body-size ratio. Horses can go fuck themselves.

Walrus

 

[Lost]

We certainty can't eat more hot dogs than bears.

 

[Merlotte's]

Walrus

No joke, I've killed several of these things. And ate them. The bar I frequent has a walrus penis bone as a tap handle for a beer. I sound like I'm full of shit, but I aint.

 

[Lost]

No joke, I've killed several of these things. And ate them. The bar I frequent has a walrus penis bone as a tap handle for a beer. I sound like I'm full of shit, but I aint.

They have bone penises

I actually believe you about killing and eating them. Though I can't imagine they taste good.

 

[Merlotte's]

They have bone penises

I actually believe you about killing and eating them. Though I can't imagine they taste good.

That bone the guy is grabbing is indeed a walrus' member.

They taste awful. Are very rude when you shoot them too.

 

[Jing]

Dare I ask what the beer tastes like?

 

[Merlotte's]

Dare I ask what the beer tastes like?

Its a local go-to. Midnight Sun Oosik Amber(oosik being the term for walrus penis). Not world class, but very drinkable. Above average German style Alt-Bier.

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

Hah the penis bone is called a baculum and quite a few mammals have one. A wildlife prof in college had a necklace made from squirrel baculum.

 

[Jing]

Its a local go-to. Midnight Sun Oosik Amber(oosik being the term for walrus penis). Not world class, but very drinkable. Above average German style Alt-Bier.

and Oosik is one of the ingredients..?

 

[Merlotte's]

and Oosik is one of the ingredients..?

I hope not. Just a marketing ploy. Works well. I actually speak the language where the term oosik is derived from. The first time I went to a bar I saw the damn thing and demanded they pour me an oosik.

 

[Merlotte's]

Hah the penis bone is called a baculum and quite a few mammals have one. A wildlife prof in college had a necklace made from squirrel baculum.

A whole new way to choke on dick, lol.

Art is a wonderful thing. I see carved pieces going for 10k and above. People love the D.

 

[Jing]

I hope not. Just a marketing ploy. Works well. I actually speak the language where the term oosik is derived from. The first time I went to a bar I saw the damn thing and demanded they pour me an oosik.

Bro..