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Do chicks dig cauliflower ears?

Discussion in 'Grappling Technique' started by comquest, Mar 29, 2009.

  1. comquest Yellow Belt

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    A friend of mine told me this past weekend he went to a club with a couple of other guys. He told me chicks there dig guys with cauliflower ears. First thing I thought in my mind is you must be shitting me. Who in their right mind digs cauliflower ears? My girlfriend thinks its ugly. Keeps telling me to watch out for my right ear cuz its slowly starting to develop. I understand being proud people know u grapple or do MMA but digging cauliflower ears is an understatement!
     
  2. sammy White Belt

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    A little bit of cauliflower ears makes you look tough. But too much and it just looks nasty. Most girls I talk to don't even know what cauliflower is...
     
  3. Boozerguyzer Blue Belt

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    haha the question is, do you look like a retard as the only guy in your class with a head gear on or do you suck it up so you have pretty ears like joe rogan? Tough choice
     
  4. stllmn8j Brown Belt

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    Well since I can't stand headgear,I just always suck it up lol
     
  5. RemyR Red Belt Platinum Member

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    What do YOU think?
     
  6. Rather Uniqu3 Blue Belt

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    No They don't dig that sort of ugly shit
     
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    if that were the case, i would try to transform my ears, lol
     
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    Women will like what I tell them to like.
     
  10. Matt Beitz Amateur Fighter

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    I can see drunk girls/bar sluts finding it attractive. But I cant Imagine any girl in the right mind wanting to nibble on cauliflower ear
     
  11. Lookyoung Blue Belt

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    It depends if your chuck lidell or Randy coutoure or any UFC fighter than it probably wouldn't matter to girls. But if your a 9-5 guy who trains bjj has a hobby than it makes you look like a retard.
     
  12. 394Ever Purple Belt

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    Tell ya right now, the guys I personally know who have fucked up ears don't have any chicks hanging on their arms.
     
  13. Tor33r Banned Banned

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    Man you believe anything.
     
  14. POPPA ROTZEE Brown Belt

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    In Brazil chicks dig it...But not in America.
     
  15. Higher Learning Brown Belt

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    funniest post this year
     
  16. JDV5811 Purple Belt

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    ive heard of a few girls who dig it but they train some bjj also..lol some may like it bc it makes you look tough or they think your a fighter and they may like that.
     
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  18. Sharkmachine Yellow Belt

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    They would probably tell you cauli ears are gross, but with the growing popularity of MMA, I think chicks actually like it. They represent the alpha male, and that's what girls want, its human instinct. Who would they choose, the guy who fights and has weird ears or the other pussies at the party?


    That being said, my ears are not succeptible, and I have zero cauliflower ear.:(
     
  19. DLy Orange Belt

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    Most women won't understand the cauli, and you'll probably turn more guys on. Having said that I wear headgear when my ears get a little sore.
     
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    Every girl I know that knows what cauliflower is, thinks its disgusting.

    The chicks who dig it probably just dig fighters in general. Just wear a tap out shirt. The chicks who like cauliflower ear probably react the same way to tap out shirts.
     

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