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It's the whole losing your kid for 2 years.
You wouldn't be losing your kid bro. It's just training classes in a sort of camp.
It's the whole losing your kid for 2 years.
You wouldn't be losing your kid bro. It's just training classes in a sort of camp.
If my kid is a dude? For sure. Chick? Na I'm good.
Yeah but you only get to see them when Disney's schedule permits. I think it would be hard on a 5 year old to have their parents kinda give them up. The kid would come out all effed up.
That Dan Schneider dude work for Disney? If so sign me up, he seems alright
Of course not dumbass.
Do you even parent?
Ok let's assume you have a 5 year old child. Some Disney execs approach you and tell you your daughter/son is TV/Movie star material. They will train your child for 2 years, teaching him/her dancing lessons, acting lessons, photo shoot lessons,singing lessos etc in one of their exclusive studios. The child is to live on the premises, but of course you are allowed to visit any time you wish. After the 2 year period, your kid will star in a Disney TV show. After the TV show has run its course, there will be many movies and also record deals. Your child will be a staple on the big screen, and also on children merchandise.
The child will essentially be a Disney star, until age 17, at which time, Disney will release him/ her from all obligations. Disney will pay you 25 million for the contract.
Do you accept?
Not a parent currently.
25m to sell my kid for 12 years. I will do it. By the time the child is 17yrs old, he/she probably doesn't want to get back to me anyway, being a shitty parent and him/her being famous and all. Oh yeah, I won't be visiting him/her when they are training.
12 years later, I will be 39yrs old with additional of 25m with no kids to bother me. Sounds like my dream life.
Not a parent currently.
25m to sell my kid for 12 years. I will do it. By the time the child is 17yrs old, he/she probably doesn't want to get back to me anyway, being a shitty parent and him/her being famous and all.
12 years later, I will be 39yrs old with additional of 25m with no kids to bother me. Sounds like my dream life.
EDIT:
Oh yeah, I won't be visiting him/her when they are training or living in the premise or whatever the heck they are doing. Jobs done when I sold them at 5 years old. Just need to wait 12 years, seeing that the contact of 25m is for me, not them.
Please get snipped.
Are you Singaporean of Chinese descent? Because the chinese is strong in this post.
If my kid is a dude? For sure. Chick? Na I'm good.
You sound like a shitbag in general.Not a parent currently.
25m to sell my kid for 12 years. I will do it. By the time the child is 17yrs old, he/she probably doesn't want to get back to me anyway, being a shitty parent and him/her being famous and all.
12 years later, I will be 39yrs old with additional of 25m with no kids to bother me. Sounds like my dream life.
EDIT:
Oh yeah, I won't be visiting him/her when they are training or living in the premise or whatever the heck they are doing. Jobs done when I sold them at 5 years old. Just need to wait 12 years, seeing that the contact of 25m is for me, not them.
If my kid is a dude? For sure. Chick? Na I'm good.
Good answer
Not a parent currently.
25m to sell my kid for 12 years. I will do it. By the time the child is 17yrs old, he/she probably doesn't want to get back to me anyway, being a shitty parent and him/her being famous and all.
12 years later, I will be 39yrs old with additional of 25m with no kids to bother me. Sounds like my dream life.
EDIT:
Oh yeah, I won't be visiting him/her when they are training or living in the premise or whatever the heck they are doing. Jobs done when I sold them at 5 years old. Just need to wait 12 years, seeing that the contact of 25m is for me, not them.
I like the hate you are getting for this post.
Like you cant just make another.