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It Follows
I highly recommend this to everyone. 9/10
Im scared of watching horror movies.
So no.
It Follows
I highly recommend this to everyone. 9/10
I finally got around to seeing It Follows:
8/10
Overall Id say it was good, though unfortunately, I was underwhelmed and a little disappointed. I definitely expected more. At moments I felt so badly like I wanted to give this film a 10/10, but then at other times it fell short and didn't deliver.
Further review:
Soundtrack = 10/10
Acting = 9/10
Cinematography = 10/10
Pacing = 9/10 (would have been a 10/10 but then the last 15-20 minutes sort of dragged on a bit and felt scattered)
Tension = 8.5/10 (one of the strong-points up until about 2/3 of the way through . . . As the film went on I started to lose fear in the follower and consequently the tension dropped off)
Antagonist = 7/10 (early on it felt great, but by about 2/3 of the way through the film it just started to feel meh)
Plot = 7.5/10 (about the same as the point I made about the antagonist)
I felt the first half hour to an hour was great and either a 9/10 or 10/10 or somewhere in between. Maybe it was the fact that I had seen the Slender man in the trailer or something but that whole scene in the house felt anti-climactic. And even when the main actress went to the kitchen (I think it was before that), that whole scene could have been much scarier.
Too, the boathouse scene began to feel a bit contrived and even predictable - utilizing even a jump-scare tactic there with the kid poking his head through the hole in the door.
And then there was the pool scene at the end. That part, the major pinnacle or what-have-you of the film fell really flat/short.
A) who was the follower at that point and why did the main actress seem so scared then all of a sudden?
B) why did the whole electricution thing not work?
C) regardless of A and B, the scene just wasn't that scary and pretty much a letdown.
Overall, I think the biggest problem for me with the film was the lack of consistent compelling and scary villain/antagonist. It was more a "concept," sure . . . But none of the actualizations didn't strike that much terror into the viewer. The old lady and Slender man were probably the scarierst.
Also, the one scene where the dude's mother grinds on him and then takes his soul or whatever was just sort of "okay." It wasn't as terrifying as it could be.
It might overall sound like I'm ragging hard on the film, but it's just because it could have been soooo much more IMO.
For 90% of the film I was all over it . . . And then it didn't seem all that scary. It actually had a tiny feel of "The Happening" to it (for lack of delivery).
Also, a funny part:
After final dude sleeps with her right near the end he asks her, "Do you feel any different?" I almost could hear her saying before she spoke, "Like a slut." Haha, she had just slept with at least 4 different guys in a matter of days.
One final point, main blonde actress chick (Maika Monroe) sure looks like Amber Heard. I thought maybe she was her younger sister or something.
And btw, it reminded me a bit of a horror version of Drive lol (mostly the soundtrack and pacing).
Oh yeah. Everybody likes dragons bro. It would have been even cooler if they shot laser beams from their head.
They didn't breathe fire. They didn't even have wings. Lame fake ass dragons.
Holy shit, leave Drive out of this review. That shits not funny.
Like in the other thread, I was fine with the pool scene. It didnt make much sense, but the movie didnt in totality. I was entertained and thats whats important. But since were in this spoiler bracket, I might as well go into the pool scene.
It was supposed to be her father during the whole attack. Why it didnt follow her into the pool, I dont know. God knows it was fine once it got in. Then, it had been shot in the head at the beach, outside the pool, then once more within the water. Why did THAT do it? I asked this among other details of the time frame of the movie. Everyone was fixated on the time frame, but I noticed bodies of water being as apparent. The first bitch dies on the beach, our heroin likes to swim in her pool, they retreat to a beach house, when that kid got fuck killed by his hot mom, I remember water coming out of her puss, then finally, the pool scene. Shes back in the pool, it didnt want to go in, it goes in, gets shot, then its all blood. Whats the story with the water?
The Lone Ranger 2/10
It's actually still on one of the movie channels, but I turned it off because it's just awful. I'd say Johnny Depp's performance is borderline racist, the way he acts like an over the top, nutty native American. Everything else sucked too. The "Lone Ranger" is supposed to be a badass. The character Armie Hammer plays is a fucking vagina.
Fast and furious must be the only mega franchise past 6 sequels that's so successful.
Time for a new thread!