Dilemma: Skimp on lunch meats or cheese?

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So you go to the grocery store to get sandwich ingredients and you realize you only have enough for either:

A. High quality lunch meats and cheap cheeses

Or

B. High quality cheeses and cheap lunch meats

Pop quiz hot shot. Which do you choose?

Edit: I didn't make this clear. Good meat and cheap cheese OR good cheese and cheap meat? My bad. Also, not having enough money isn't the point of this exercise. You're making a choice. Maybe you fucking didn't realize you were low on cash or you forgot your wallet and had to use change from your ashtray?

 
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I'd rather have the cheese, but if it's for a sandwich I'd go with the lunchmeat.
 
How much money is in your pocket here ?

Maybe you should just go to mcdonalds
 
Not have enough money? Whatdo you think I'm poor?

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If you need to watch your cholesterol, skip the cheese.
 
So you go to the grocery store and you realize you only have enough for either:

A. High quality lunch meats

Or

B. High quality cheeses

Pop quiz hot shot. Which do you choose?







What is a "high quality lunch meat"?
 
Who the hell skips the meat?
That sounds absurd!

Your body will hate the fuck out of you for eating cheese for lunch.
 
The obvious answer to is to get low-quality lunch meat and low-quality cheese and pocket the difference.
 
Buy a whole turkey... roast it yourself.

Way cheaper and healthier.
 
I just read last night cheese is a potential source of good gut bacteria.
 
Cheap lunch meat is better than expensive. Pigs assholes are flavor
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