Diet Nog Battle Meat-truck

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  1. Xuh

    Xuh Red Belt

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    I've seen several Shogun support threads in the lead up to this bout which is funny considering RogNog beat him last time only to get screwed by the judges.

    Imagine there's no robbery (it's easy if you try)...
    ...there probably would have been no Shogun bandwagon ever, and we would not see pockets of stragglers from the 'Shogun era' still preaching that the second coming is just round the corner.

    Diet Nog has better standup, better BJJ, a better brother, a better name, and a better nickname. The time is now for him to put an end to what his robbery created - the Shogun era - by bringing down the curtain on 'Maurice' ( :redface: ) . For this bout it's out with a 'warwagon', and in with the battle meat-truck with with none other than the Diet Butcher at the wheel - a reminder of the golden era - ready to carve up the pieces.

    BTT > Chute Box, fo' life

    War Diet Nog :icon_twis
     
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    BigGucciSosa Red Belt

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    meat-truck? Pause.
     
  3. Bet Me

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    Robbery? GTFO!
     
  4. YagyuINC

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    Shogun clearly won the first fight....Either way, why not root for both. Both guys are legends, they helped build MMA. Just sit back and enjoy these future hall of famers fight. UFC 70 has been my favorite for a long, long time...but this one might give it a run for its money! I don't know if I have ever been as excited for a UFC event. It is basically PRIDE 35
     
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    He does not have a better nickname... Mauricio Rua IS Shogun
     
  6. BisexualMMA

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    Meat truck or carrot bus?
     
  7. Air Lats

    Air Lats Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

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    Lol. Exactly. Well, I won't disgrace your meat puppet, or whatever, any further. I'll leave you and the three other passengers to celebrate in peace because I'm pretty sure you'll be sad tonight :(
     
  8. bigpunch

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    I'm sorry but how is "Minotouro" a copy of his brother's nickname "Minotauro" a better nickname than Shogun

    That word doesn't even exist, Big Nog is "Minotaur"... Lil' Nog is "Minobull"

    just no
     
  9. YPM

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    I'm in.
     
  10. Xuh

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    ...then play.

    i) no u GTFO, back to the Shogun warwagon thread you started

    ii) don't get back in here until Nog is done KTFOing Slowgun and retiring him.
    Don't forget to bring your humble pie.

    Wut? He's not even Japanese. Is he one of those Weeaboo types or something?
    His real name is Maurice. :redface:

    RogNog IS Minotauro. No wait, is he Minotouro? ah.... uh... yeah.

    lol, I looked this up (google) and I see Chael made a funny :rolleyes:
     
  11. Xuh

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    I'm sorry but how is ''Shogun'' a copy of his brother's nickname ''Ninja'' a better nickname than Minotouro

    just no

    Minotaurs and bulls are badass, and the nicks involve clever Brazilian wordplay.

    ''Ninja'' and ''Shogun'' are what two Otaku wannabe-Japanese 12 years olds might call themselves. Embarrassing for an adult to have that name.
     
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    Fuck off Grinding "Skipping out of my account bet" Anarchy.
     
  13. Rex Kwon Do

    Rex Kwon Do ál-ḥámdúlílláh

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    Definitely not on the Shogun wagon. Always thought he was overrated, to be honest.

    War RogNog
     
  14. Xuh

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    ^ damn, even back then Diet Nog already looked like 60
     
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    SlicerDM Peace is a lie, there is only passion Double Yellow Card

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  17. YPM

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    I can't stand his fans. Hence why I root against him so the excuses can run wild.
     
  18. Tsar

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    yeah, i just wanna see a good fight. i don't really care who wins.
     
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    Yeah, whatever guy. I just want to see a scrap!
     

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