My guess is that as a child Diego failed to ATTACH properly to a mature and responsible father figure and now looks for a father figure in bizarre gurus.
You can learn a little bit about attachment theory in the following video:
"Wait till you get touched to counter", that is probably the worst advice ever. If you wait, you are 2 seconds behind already.
You 100% need your eyes and counter as soon as they punch or kick
Serious question, here.
Has Diego ever been seen with a woman?
You computer nerds complain about UFC not doing anything about eyepokes but flame a guy who trains blindfolded