Die or become an animal (which animal?)

[SmilinDesperado]

Scenario:

You're just doing whatever you do with yourself when BAM

You: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY HEART!?!?"

You call 911 and die of a massive heart attack

You see yourself as a ghost looking down at your dead body and loved ones around etc

You're about to go towards the light but another hippy like ghost approaches you.

Hippy Ghost: "Yo, guy, you can either finish dying or come back as an ANIMAL of your choice!!"

You:

So what do you do and if you decide to become an animal, which one?

Do i get to keep my human smarts and memory in my new animal body?

 

[Clippy]

Do i get to keep my human smarts and memory in my new animal body?

You sure do

 

[smooth assassin]

Here you go @smooth assassin

Enjoy your new life:

did anyone else think she could have just set him down rather then throw his ass in the water?

 

[SSOTO]

Bald eagle (but can I have hair please) or Orca for the reasons many have said.

Nah... Eagles have that douchey air of self-importance about them.

YOU'RE NOT EPIC, YOU'RE NOT MAJESTIC, YOU'RE JUST A DOUCHEBAG IN FEATHERS WITH THE
RESTING BITCH FACE!!

 

[MikeMcMann]

Flipside question.

What would be the worst animal to become.

 

[minute bull]

Can I come back as Scarlett Johansson's dildo instead?

Tragedy is Scarjo's dildo never gets to come at all.

 

[IloveTHIS]

Come back as a cat and hang out with my cat

 

[heavyarms21]

well I'm kinda picturing flying/swimming around freely exploring the world

Either Killer Whale or Harpy Eagle something large and predatory.

 

[Ignicious]

Surprised nobody said gibbon yet. They seem to have a lot of fun. Grabbing dogs by their tail and just haul ass around a tree and do the same thing again

 

[MikeMcMann]

Nah... Eagles have that douchey air of self-importance about them.

YOU'RE NOT EPIC, YOU'RE NOT MAJESTIC, YOU'RE JUST A DOUCHEBAG IN FEATHERS WITH THE RESTING BITCH FACE!!

For me it's about your freedom of movement and ruling the open skies. Like with an orca ruling the seas.

 

[HelloJapan]

Tragedy is Scarjo's dildo never gets to come at all.

Not with that attitude.

 

[El Chimpo]

Silverback gorilla

Unless a crew of bodybuilders are out to get me

 

[SmilinDesperado]

You sure do

I'd be a silverback superhero
I'd make up a story about how poachers killed my mother and took me to a lab to do experiments on me, and those experiments increased my intelligence significantly.

I'd be an ambassador for mother Earth. I would amass a fortune via appearances, movies, YouTube, and Instagram.
And then I would procreate with every being possible and raise an army of smart apes.
I would have cells of trained apes hidden around the world..and if need be..we will strike against polluting humans for the good of Earth.
#HammarabiBless

 

[Clippys Mom]

Ruppell vulture.

Rüppell's vulture is considered to be the highest-flying bird, with confirmed evidence of a flight at an altitude of 11,300 metres (37,100 ft) above sea level. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rüppell's_vulture

Here comes @Peteyandjia .... Deal With It!!

Makes sense...Mods are always looking to pick of the weak from above.

 

[neverwas]

or

 

[LEGS MAHONEY]

Tapir

 

[That209]

I’ll become a mayfly so I can die again the same day. Fuck this shit.

 

[djacobox372]

Homosapien

 

[Midnighter]

Die.

 

[Ichibanner]

I'd be the Alpha Male Lion. Bang all of the females, bitch slap my rivals, lay around, and have my food killed and brought to me.