Die or become an animal (which animal?)

[Clippy]

Scenario:

You're just doing whatever you do with yourself when BAM

You: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY HEART!?!?"

You call 911 and die of a massive heart attack

You see yourself as a ghost looking down at your dead body and loved ones around etc

You're about to go towards the light but another hippy like ghost approaches you.

Hippy Ghost: "Yo, guy, you can either finish dying or come back as an ANIMAL of your choice!!"

You:

So what do you do and if you decide to become an animal, which one?

 

[My name is]

Probably a whale or maybe a bird

 

[SRN]

A spoiled cat.

 

[Clippy]

Probably a whale or maybe a bird

Those are dramatically different things LMAO

 

[My name is]

Those are dramatically different things LMAO

well I'm kinda picturing flying/swimming around freely exploring the world

 

[Clippys Mom]

A rat would make sense to me.

Prolific breeders that can survive well in ghettos.

 

[Ignicious]

One of those little monkeys that always fuck shit up for tourists in Thailand

 

[smooth assassin]

I’ll just take death

 

[salamander]

Being reincarnated as an animal is pretty much a step backwards, if you ask me.

 

[supnmunm]

I'll probably take being an orca.

 

[HelloJapan]

Can I come back as Scarlett Johansson's dildo instead?

 

[Zeroinnes]

A dog that belongs to a filthy rich family.

Other than that, some sort of apex predator.

 

[Cheese]

I be a bird.

 

[Clippy]

A dog that belongs to a filthy rich family.

Other than that, some sort of apex predator.

Yeah your only choice can be "dog"

You can't decide the circumstances of the Dog's life

 

[revoltub]

I wanna be a dolphin

 

[nostradumbass]

A hardass pterodactyl.

 

[Clippy]

A hardass pterodactyl.

Do I have to make terms and conditions for this shit?

It has to be an animal that exists at the time of your death

 

[Zeroinnes]

Yeah your only choice can be "dog"

You can't decide the circumstances of the Dog's life

Shit, never mind. There too many dogs int he world that have terrible lives. Can't take that gamble.

I'll go with apex predator then. I'll have to look a bit before I make a choice, though.

 

[Clippy]

Shit, never mind. There too many dogs int he world that have terrible lives. Can't take that gamble.

I'll go with apex predator then. I'll have to look a bit before I make a choice, though.

Hurry up, Magic Ghost Hippy Animal Soul Transfer Man™ has shit to do

 

[blaseblah]

Orca. Apex predators, long life span, hang around in groups and socialize, seem to be having a blast.