Die or become an animal (which animal?)

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  1. Clippy

    Clippy Canadian Hitler

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    Scenario:

    You're just doing whatever you do with yourself when BAM

    You: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY HEART!?!?"

    You call 911 and die of a massive heart attack

    You see yourself as a ghost looking down at your dead body and loved ones around etc

    You're about to go towards the light but another hippy like ghost approaches you.

    Hippy Ghost: "Yo, guy, you can either finish dying or come back as an ANIMAL of your choice!!"

    You: <DCWhoa>

    So what do you do and if you decide to become an animal, which one?
     
  2. My name is

    My name is Shawn

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    Probably a whale or maybe a bird
     
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    SRN SOCRATEEEES

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    A spoiled cat.
     
  4. Clippy

    Clippy Canadian Hitler

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    Those are dramatically different things LMAO
     
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    My name is Shawn

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    well I'm kinda picturing flying/swimming around freely exploring the world
     
  6. Clippys Mom

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    A rat would make sense to me.

    Prolific breeders that can survive well in ghettos.
     
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    One of those little monkeys that always fuck shit up for tourists in Thailand
     
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    smooth assassin Brown Belt

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    I’ll just take death
     
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    salamander Promethium Belt

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    Being reincarnated as an animal is pretty much a step backwards, if you ask me.
     
  10. supnmunm

    supnmunm Brown Belt

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    I'll probably take being an orca.
     
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    HelloJapan Talking loud and saying nothing. Platinum Member

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    Can I come back as Scarlett Johansson's dildo instead?
     
  12. Zeroinnes

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    A dog that belongs to a filthy rich family.

    Other than that, some sort of apex predator.
     
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    Cheese Banned Banned

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    I be a bird.
    [​IMG]
     
  14. Clippy

    Clippy Canadian Hitler

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    Yeah your only choice can be "dog"

    You can't decide the circumstances of the Dog's life
     
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    revoltub Lord Paramount of the Reach Belt

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    I wanna be a dolphin
     
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    A hardass pterodactyl.
     
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  17. Clippy

    Clippy Canadian Hitler

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    Do I have to make terms and conditions for this shit?

    It has to be an animal that exists at the time of your death
     
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    Shit, never mind. There too many dogs int he world that have terrible lives. Can't take that gamble.

    I'll go with apex predator then. I'll have to look a bit before I make a choice, though.
     
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  19. Clippy

    Clippy Canadian Hitler

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    Hurry up, Magic Ghost Hippy Animal Soul Transfer Man™ has shit to do
     
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    Orca. Apex predators, long life span, hang around in groups and socialize, seem to be having a blast.
     

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