Did You Enjoy Sex The First Time You Had It??

[Diktaattori]

Yes. It was fucking awesome, still is and forever will be.

 

[Fawlty]

First time i had sex was in a tent. Enjoyed it a lot. There were 2 other tents with 2 other boy/girl couples and the parents in the house. We had sex for at least 4 hrs and she screamed her head off the whole time. She kept everyone awake all nite. I had a reputation the next morning. Everyone looked at me differently including the parents

So the parents decided to throw up a bunch of fuck tents out back for the neighborhood kids? That's different.

 

[Iroh]

First time i had sex was in a tent. Enjoyed it a lot. There were 2 other tents with 2 other boy/girl couples and the parents in the house. We had sex for at least 4 hrs and she screamed her head off the whole time. She kept everyone awake all nite. I had a reputation the next morning. Everyone looked at me differently including the parents

Lol, neighbours too I guess?

 

[Kadafi]

The first time I had sex I was disappointed as fuck, for something that's meant to be natural I thought it was a big load of awkward, uncoordinated bullshit. I was less satisfied than jerking off. I was thinking, "Jesus Christ, am I gay or something?.. that didn't live up to the hype remotely".

Then I had sex without a condom.

Hahaha! What are condoms?

 

[Fawlty]

in her sock drawer

Not to sidetrack the thread, but there was a time in my young life when I thought that it would be cool to get a girl pregnant by unloading one in her panty drawer.

 

[The Clinch]

Condom felt awkward as hell but nothing a hot, naked gal couldn't take care of. After giving her the best 2 - 3 minutes of her life I slept like I was dead.

Seriously; pump-pump-pass out. Had no idea what I was doing but I knew I wanted to do it.

 

[Diktaattori]

Not to sidetrack the thread, but there was a time in my young life when I thought that it would be cool to get a girl pregnant by unloading one in her panty drawer.

That's completely normal.

 

[Benoco]

Not to sidetrack the thread, but there was a time in my young life when I thought that it would be cool to get a girl pregnant by unloading one in her panty drawer.

Imagine explaining to that kid the romantic tale of his conception.

 

[Ed Banger]

Oh man, lol, it's not like you were sticking it in her sock drawer, it was in her fuckin' vagina.

Yea I know, but everything was so wet and I thought I harpooned it in there a foot deep... but it was a few weeks later that I found out that it always leaks back out.

I never saw her afterwards either... it was on Ibiza during vacation. I was 15, she was 22. Theoretically, I could have a 13 year old child now without knowing. The worst part about not using a condom though, was the thought of Aids. I had to wait another 3 months to do the damn test... I remember having troubles sleeping, thinking I had the illness. That was seriously the only and last time I didn't use a condom during a one night stand. It taught me a great lesson.

 

[Fawlty]

Imagine explaining to that kid the romantic tale of his conception.

I heard they called it "barefoot and pregnant" because she didn't want to put on jizzy socks.

 

[Fawlty]

That's completely normal.

Good to know. I guess the fantasy was that she'd pull on the dried up crusty undies, and sort of re-hydrate them throughout the day. Maybe they don't immediately die when they dry up- starfish don't, for instance. Okay that's enough for now.

 

[vanillaisis]

Had a girlfriend at 16 and I was over at her house one day and her mom was asleep so I was fingerblasting this chick hard and her mom walked in. Took 2 months after that before I could finally get the chance to bang the girl. Loved it. Mission complete.

 

[Snackbar]

I blame Covid.....

 

[BFoe]

Weird necro to resurrect, but ok

Yeah, I enjoyed it, but it was also a letdown. I was 16, and the chick was really cool, cute, and we were really good friends. It felt good of course, but it was less than I was expecting because the poor chick was just horribly loose. I feel bad for her. I’m sure someone out there has some dick to slang for her, but my solidly average self wasn’t it. Was like throwing a penny in a wishing well, man. She gave a legitimately great blowjob though.

 

[TheOneAboveAll3]

My first time was the best. Nothing beats it unless Alexandra Daddario wants to have sex with me which is highly unlikely.

 

[Alphaboy]

I thought only girls don't enjoy their first time?

Every guy orgasms if he has sex, and that always feels good.

'Cept for Dennis Rodman... apparently his first time was with a prostitute and it was very unpleasant. Lol

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

I just ts his only like, he derived it

 

[IloveTHIS]

best 5 seconds of my life. been chasing that high ever since

 

[Omegaboy13]

Solid necro bump.

My first time was with my high school sweetheart. I know it wasn't very pleasurable for her cause I popped her cherry and she was in some pain. We had to stop. Plus her parents came home like right as I got it in there.

 

[Merlotte's]

Lasted a full 13.5 seconds. Luckily my refractory period was nonexistent back then.