Did You Enjoy Sex The First Time You Had It??

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  1. FightOrDie007

    FightOrDie007 Banned Banned

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    Because I didn't, and now I'm never horny anymore.
     
  2. white-pony

    white-pony Black Belt

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    So nice I did it twice then went home and fapped.
     
  3. Talent

    Talent <img src="http://i.imgur.com/NwpFvrR.gif"> Platinum Member

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    *in before some implys you had gay sex that was too rough*
     
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    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    TS you might want to try giving rather than receiving next time just sayin.
     
  5. Aegon Spengler

    Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    Yes it was fun

    Well done UndraftedTalent, just snunk in there
     
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    Lead /Led/ Staff Member Senior Moderator

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  7. Squirting Gun

    Squirting Gun Blue Belt

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    It was cool. Nothing great though. Broad was so tight it took forever to get my monster in and I almost gave up. Halfway through our first session her friend walked in and wanted the 3some. She was down at first but as soon as her friend got naked and had a better body she shut it down. I was so fucking pissed and spent the next 10 minutes trying to talk her into it, never happened. Never talked to her again.
     
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    Bolshevik*** Banned Banned

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    uh...guys....

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  9. IIIIIIII

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    i was relieved more than anything, lol.

    talk about checking off the most important item on your, "things to do before you die" list, haha.
     
  10. HIMBOB

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    Probably the worst sex I have ever had, BUT it made up for that because I JUST HAD SEX.

    Your first time with anyone is usually not great compared to later and so two virgins havign sex for he first time ever was always going to be mostly a learning experience.


    But yes I would and have done it again since.
     
  11. Monopoly

    Monopoly Out of mana.

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    Not really. It was awkward.
     
  12. Concrete

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    Doesn't matter had sex.
     
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    Bolshevik*** Banned Banned

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    that's a good point. you're just busy getting a burden off your chest (and busy putting it on her's :eek:)
     
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    Yes. I was drunk, on a boat, was able to insert properly, did my thang and busted a nut.

    Not the best sex I had but it was still sex.

    I ended up going home with that chick (her home) and we banged two more times before I left in the morning. Bareback. Her sheets were a mess, yo.

    Oh, those were the times.
     
  15. Yardener

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    Most certainly! 100% truth here: her last name was Manlove.

    give it another try, TS
     
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    I did...then the whole "I missed my period" shit happened. Long story short she was a takeoff (hoe in HS), it was not my son, and I didn't catch anything.
     
  18. Bronko

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    Foreshadowing? Here comes a long complex story ending with a tranny story.
     
  19. destructive

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    Never heard of it
     
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    The first time was ok. The second time was better and the third time was even better.

    First attempt wasn't even the first time due to nerves. The second time was the first time.
     

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