At my gym there's this old guy who likes to walk around, look at people working out and make comments and say random shit. Dude's a nuisance because he moves stuff around and never puts them back where they belong. I've seen him eyeball me a few times because I'm one of the few people at this gym who lifts heavy. Today I was my heavy squat day and he was once again prowling the gym and stopping to look at me for a bit. Weird. He was in the locker room chatting with another old guy when I got out of the shower. I'm not crazy jacked but I gotta say I'm decently yoked. Dude looks me up and down and goes to the other guy, "This guy has a good body. I see him do lower body work outs all the time." I just give him an awkward smile and nod in acknowledgement. He continues, "Look at those thick thighs and that good butt." I'm just like, "Legs and butt are important a man." I get dressed as fast I can while thinking, 'Is this guy checking out my ass?' Did I get sexually harassed by an old man? #metoo?