Did anyone else as a kid try to hit people in the butt with a shopping cart

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  1. Headkicktoleg Titanium Belt

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    and then realized it has a bottom part when you hit them in the ankles really hard? I blame bad design more than myself. Hitting someone in the butt with a shopping cart is funny hitting them in the ankle is pretty mean. Why don't they just design that shit with the basket part like 6 inches longer than the wheels?!
     
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    I say attach some knives to the bottom and do them like Fred Gwynne in Pet Sematary.
     
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    Sounds like you were a future sociopath. How did that turn out?
     
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    Because some idiot would stick their overweight brat in there and flip the bloody thing maiming poor Timmy in the process...
     
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    When I was a kid I would push it and want to push it into people, not hard just enough to be like hehe and run away, but forgetting about the bottom part.
     
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    My mom would have killed for a stunt like that. Don't pass that shit on to your kin.
     
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    I wouldn't do it to strangers, just my parents mostly.
     
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    No, I was too busy not being a jerk
     
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    I think I'm missing the point. I hated shopping with my mom and when I did it was required I was on my best behavior. I'm a recovering catholic.
     
  11. Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    When I was a kid I could imagine faces on people’s butts, and if the faces looked mean then I’d conclude that that person was mean. So I’d avoid them in the store.
     
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    My parents were old school. We had to behave in public. Look but don't touch and be quiet. My dad could give you a look that warned you to behave. It worked on other peoples children as well.
     
  13. aldeniro78 Who cares Yellow Card

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    I ran over my mom's heels a few times by accident. She did not appreciate that shit.
     
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    No, but as an adult, I had people touch my butt possibly with their purse or could have been hands.
     
  15. smooth assassin Brown Belt

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    Did grownups get freaked out about a little kid staring at their asses?
     
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    Of course not. Their eyes are on the other side of their head so they never saw me B)
     
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    i just push my cart and whatever happens happens. really you need to have all 4 family members walk side by side down the main aisle? Just push a cart like you would drive a racecar. rubbing is shopping
     
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    That’s good, wouldn’t have been good to be know as the kid who checks out asses
     

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