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Did any of you ask your grandma to the prom?

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  1. Mr Mojo Lane Brown Belt

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    Dude is gonna get some action...

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    Didnt go to high school so nah.
     
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    I dropped out 8th grade I was an am toooooo cool for school.
     
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    I did. She said no
     
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    It would have been less embarrassing to go by himself
     
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    Prom night is not about family, that dude is weird.
     
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    His name is in the paper, and so is the word "hero" because of the wheelchair... And it's in America.

    "Kody" just guaranteed himself Pussy for the next 10 years.
     
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    Kody with a k? In todays society this guys out there slaying pussy and stealing girlfriends.
     
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    Imagine if Motley Crue were just starting out now... None of them would just any Pussy.

    Sad times. Kody would rightfully have been bullied to suicide in my day.
     
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    Nah my grandma asked me to go to her prom
     
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    Wasn't into BBW's that early in life.

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    They would be banned. They'd be as controversial as marilyn Manson in the late 90's.
     
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    I went to work and then after closing I got high with a co-worker while we listened to death metal in his car on prom night.
     
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    They wouldn't even get off the ground... Mobile phones would have brutalized their parties... The #metoo cocksuckers would have had them arrested... Pamela would probably end up with some rapper with tattooed eyelids.

    We live in sad times.
     

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