Determining BJJ belt during sex

[judogido]

Try this drill:

While you are doing it, either in full mount or when you have your partner's back, lean over & whisper in her ear "Your sister was WAY better than this last night".

If you manage to maintain position for 0-3 seconds, you are a white belt. 3-5 seconds = blue, 5-8 seconds purple, 8-10 brown & +10 seconds you are at black belt level.

 

[mugsy]

Try this drill:

While you are doing it, either in full mount or when you have your partner's back, lean over & whisper in her ear "Your sister was WAY better than this last night".

If you manage to maintain position for 0-3 seconds, you are a white belt. 3-5 seconds = blue, 5-8 seconds purple, 8-10 brown & +10 seconds you are at black belt level.

well after a night with ur mom i have come to realise im a black belt aya

 

[Madmick]

Funny, but wasteland.

 

[RetiredWisFighter]

rickson via armbar

 

[Freestyler]

HAHA i was white belt, had full mount with my piece in her mouth and she bit it...I cant take that longer then a second...

 

[mogway]

Hahahaha funny

 

[mogway]

Hahahaha funny especially since her sister is hot too

 

[Aesopian]

Yoshida by juji-gatame.

 

[Stoic1]

This joke is like 20 years old, and the manuever is called a Texas Rodeo.

You are doing her from behind, wrap one hand in her hair, make the comment, and see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

 

[Gsoares2***]

wait wait, you did your sister?

 

[VegasFighter**]

Try this drill:

While you are doing it, either in full mount or when you have your partner's back, lean over & whisper in her ear "Your sister was WAY better than this last night".

If you manage to maintain position for 0-3 seconds, you are a white belt. 3-5 seconds = blue, 5-8 seconds purple, 8-10 brown & +10 seconds you are at black belt level.

also called, riding the bull.

 

[infamous mattyd]

please throw this shit in the WASTELAND

 

[colinm]

boooooooo this man!

 

[alexgncw]

i got purple lol i was counting kinda fast so not sure if its legit ... got it from the back mount i don't have the balls to try it from the front she'd def bite my dick off

on a side note she won't talk to me now dunno if she thought i was serious

 

[colinm]

work

 

[Corbin Dallas]

does it count if she's tied up or not?

 

[Bmonk**]

Yoshida by juji-gatame.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh! Snap!

 

[phenomfan1529]

haha lol. i think if i tried it id end up being a white belt

 

[KarateDo]

old.

 

[mmahamzah]

Yoshida by juji-gatame.

just say armbar dumbass