Determining BJJ belt during sex

Discussion in 'Grappling Technique' started by judogido, Aug 11, 2005.

  1. judogido

    judogido Aussie!, Aussie!, Aussie! ...

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    Try this drill:

    While you are doing it, either in full mount or when you have your partner's back, lean over & whisper in her ear "Your sister was WAY better than this last night".

    If you manage to maintain position for 0-3 seconds, you are a white belt. 3-5 seconds = blue, 5-8 seconds purple, 8-10 brown & +10 seconds you are at black belt level.
     
  2. mugsy

    mugsy Green Belt

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    well after a night with ur mom i have come to realise im a black belt aya
     
  3. Madmick

    Madmick Freedom!!! Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Funny, but wasteland.
     
  4. RedAger

    RedAger Amateur Fighter

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    rickson via armbar
     
  5. Freestyler

    Freestyler Purple Belt

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    HAHA i was white belt, had full mount with my piece in her mouth and she bit it...I cant take that longer then a second...
     
  6. mogway

    mogway Blue Belt

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    Hahahaha funny
     
  7. mogway

    mogway Blue Belt

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    Hahahaha funny especially since her sister is hot too
     
  8. Aesopian

    Aesopian Brown Belt

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    Yoshida by juji-gatame.
     
  9. Stoic1

    Stoic1 Patriot

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    This joke is like 20 years old, and the manuever is called a Texas Rodeo.

    You are doing her from behind, wrap one hand in her hair, make the comment, and see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.
     
  10. Gsoares2***

    Gsoares2*** Banned Banned

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    wait wait, you did your sister?
     
  11. VegasFighter**

    VegasFighter** Brown Belt

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    Look at the name


    also called, riding the bull.
     
  12. infamous mattyd

    infamous mattyd Brown Belt

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    please throw this shit in the WASTELAND
     
  13. colinm

    colinm Brown Belt

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    boooooooo this man!
     
  14. alexgncw

    alexgncw Guest

    i got purple lol i was counting kinda fast so not sure if its legit ... got it from the back mount i don't have the balls to try it from the front she'd def bite my dick off

    on a side note she won't talk to me now dunno if she thought i was serious
     
  15. colinm

    colinm Brown Belt

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    Corbin Dallas Orange Belt

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    does it count if she's tied up or not?
     
  17. Bmonk**

    Bmonk** Guest

    Ohhhhhhhhhhh! Snap!
     
  18. phenomfan1529

    phenomfan1529 Brown Belt

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    haha lol. i think if i tried it id end up being a white belt
     
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  20. mmahamzah

    mmahamzah Sheeeeit

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    just say armbar dumbass
     

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