Alright, so I am bored at work and I was thinking about the old days getting detention in school. I was getting into fights and talking all types of shit as a youth. One particular tale happened in Fourth Grade when we were talking about Christopher Columbus. The teacher started saying how he discovered America and he then made trades with the Native Americans (ignorant lady called them Indians lol) and I asked her how he could discover something when people were already there. The class chuckled but i was hungry for more!!! I got up, walked to her desk and sat with my feet up and said, "Hey look I just discovered Mrs. (Blank)'s desk!!!!" The class lost it and i had to go see our very flamboyant principal. After that day, I was hooked on getting those lolz. What say you Sherbros...you ever get detention in school???? What did you do????
Cliffs: In Fourth Grade I punked my teacher when she said Columbus discovered America. I sat at her desk with my feet up and said i discovered it. Detention with flamboyant Diet Coke drinking Principal.
I was getting suspensions and getting banned from statewide events.
I once took a bite of a teachers donut and she cried when she came back to her desk.
She said she taught at Columbine when the shooting went down, and this class was the worse that she ever had before ranting about whatever and then showing her donut and going "And someone took a bite of my donut" The whole class went hysterical while she put her head down and cried.
Baby oil in the hallways, got a retard to pull the fire alarm during a snow storm, constant antics during sporting events that the Newspaper was going to write about how terrible fans we were at events. Booing randomly, yelling during the anthems, throwing food in the stands during the games, harassing opposing teams cheerleaders, police officers and staff. Our school was mediocre at sports so we made sure we had the worst fans in the biz.
Due to that I got banned from all high school sporting events in the state for life apparently.
Was banned from homecoming, Then banned from Prom, then got banned from Graduation. Never got to walk. Got the diploma in the mail.
I once made a ruckus at a baseball game so bad that one of the guys on the team said they awarded me the game ball in the locker room.
It was against our rivals down the street. Except all my good friends went to the rival school and played sports. That rival school was back to back state Champs in Football, all my friends, and I would antagonize them during their games since I moved and played at the shit school.
They all played baseball and if anyone knows anything about HS sports, the Baseball games are the quietest, so they got the full bore of my antics.
It got so bad that our coach in the middle of the game yelled at me "What the hell is wrong wit you. Get some class" on the middle of the baseball diamond.
The opposing coach told everyone on their bench that he better not find out anyone of them are hanging out with me.
School Superintendent came up during the game and said "Ill tell them you were good"
Only thing was that I was already banned from all sporting events because of what we did at a football and then basketball game earlier that school year.
And there is alot more. Might have to make a thread.
