Department stores don't serve home cooked meals any more
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Are your hot dogs actually made out of dog?
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Right out of high school I went as the third wheel on a date with my buddy and this girl to the Kmart restaurant.
She was so fucking hot. Was a rocker chick but without looking all gothy and weird. A month later he started complaining to me that she was trying to blow him too much. She hit me up later on ICQ and recounted every move I had made that day as I ate my burger. Was creepy as shit but fuck she would have been good in bed. Too bad I was all about bros before hoes back then. Not even friends with that pussy anymore.
That's my Kmart restaurant story.
She was so fucking hot. Was a rocker chick but without looking all gothy and weird. A month later he started complaining to me that she was trying to blow him too much. She hit me up later on ICQ and recounted every move I had made that day as I ate my burger. Was creepy as shit but fuck she would have been good in bed. Too bad I was all about bros before hoes back then. Not even friends with that pussy anymore.
That's my Kmart restaurant story.
