Delusional politician forbids reporter from ever writing his name

[JosephDredd]

 

[christhakingpin]

She obviously doesn't know who she's dealing with

 

[JAEGERX]

stupid dipshits in politics, whats new?

 

[Cajun]

We should all look him up and start posting his name.

 

[kuromusha]

We should all look him up and start posting his name.

Or call him by a different name.

 

[Cajun]

Or call him by a different name.

No doubt!

 

[chunglii]

Lol, its name is Kirby. I can't tell if the politician is a dude or chick.

 

[WalkenWouldOwn]

Lol unauthorized use of his name??!

 

[UpaLoompa]

The paper's "formal" response.
http://www.fredericknewspost.com/ne...cle_da85d6f4-fa3c-524f-bbf6-8e5ddc0d1c0a.html

 

[riddleofsteel]

This didn't turnout how Kirby thought it would.
http://news.yahoo.com/county-councilman-threatens-sue-newspaper-over-using-name-205357776.html

"But the newspaper could not resist mining the rich opportunities for sarcasm that Delauter's demand offered.

There was the editorial's headline: "Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter."

And the body of the editorial, describing the laughter that his demand provoked and exploring the ways The News-Post might henceforth refer to Delauter without using his name. Perhaps "K---- D-------." Or "Councilman (Unauthorized)."

Capping it off, the first letter of each paragraph spelled out: K-I-R-B-Y-D-E-L-A-U-T-E-R."

 

[Zer]

This didn't turnout how Kirby thought it would.
http://news.yahoo.com/county-councilman-threatens-sue-newspaper-over-using-name-205357776.html

"But the newspaper could not resist mining the rich opportunities for sarcasm that Delauter's demand offered.

There was the editorial's headline: "Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter."

And the body of the editorial, describing the laughter that his demand provoked and exploring the ways The News-Post might henceforth refer to Delauter without using his name. Perhaps "K---- D-------." Or "Councilman (Unauthorized)."

Capping it off, the first letter of each paragraph spelled out: K-I-R-B-Y-D-E-L-A-U-T-E-R."

Kirby gonna have to slap these bitches down IMHO

 

[AppliedScience]

And he now has far more attention than he ever would have gotten otherwise.
His plan worked.

 

[UpaLoompa]

This didn't turnout how Kirby thought it would.
http://news.yahoo.com/county-councilman-threatens-sue-newspaper-over-using-name-205357776.html

"But the newspaper could not resist mining the rich opportunities for sarcasm that Delauter's demand offered.

There was the editorial's headline: "Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter."

And the body of the editorial, describing the laughter that his demand provoked and exploring the ways The News-Post might henceforth refer to Delauter without using his name. Perhaps "K---- D-------." Or "Councilman (Unauthorized)."

Capping it off, the first letter of each paragraph spelled out: K-I-R-B-Y-D-E-L-A-U-T-E-R."

Pretty crappy reporting by yahoo to not include a link to the editorial.

 

[SherdogGoat]

She dead

 

[Lucifer Alpha]

 

[Satanical Eve]

The internet ran wild with this http://twitchy.com/2015/01/06/the-delautering-the-internet-takedown-of-kirby-delauter-continues/ LOL

 

[Organic Damage]

Well obviously.

They can only kill you if they know your full name AND your face.

 

[riddleofsteel]

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Pretty crappy reporting by yahoo to not include a link to the editorial.

Is normal with Yahoo.

http://www.fredericknewspost.com/ne...cle_da85d6f4-fa3c-524f-bbf6-8e5ddc0d1c0a.html


lmao, they did a special early edition just for Kirby.

"Editor's Note

The Frederick News-Post has decided to publish its Sunday editorial online in advance in order to garner some feedback. "

 

[Slick_36]

"I have very worked very hard to earn an honest reputation in this county. You could have earned my respect"

Translation

"I've had people work very hard to cover up my debauchery and complete lack of ethics to deceive people in to putting me in to power. You could have sucked my dick too (literally and figuratively)"

 

[JosephDredd]

"I have very worked very hard to earn an honest reputation in this county. You could have earned my respect"

Translation

"I've had people work very hard to cover up my debauchery and complete lack of ethics to deceive people in to putting me in to power. You could have sucked my dick too (literally and figuratively)"

Every politician needs to come with a translator