Dean Lister Confronts Intruder in His Home

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  1. MCarpo Green Belt

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    Former UFC fighter Dean Lister comes home from the gym and finds a super sketchy-looking guy inside his apartment. Good to see Dean kept his cool and let the dude go.
     
  2. VinceArch Venom in the veins.

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    Dean should have taken an arm with him. That idiot is lucky Dean let him walk.
     
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    Intruder looks like an alien drug addict.
     
  4. UFC178 Banned Banned

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    a MAN invaded his apartment? That's a fucking alien...

    And god damn, these news anchors suck donkey nuts.
     
  5. ColombianFist "Might After Throw an Imanari"

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    I didn't know Lister had the One Ring with him, because that guy looks like fucking Gollum here. Lucky SOB, he got with his leg attatched to him.
     
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    He looks like an alien <Eek2.0>
     
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    I really admire the martial artists that possess restraint, when he easily could’ve twisted that guy into a crazy straw.

    Every time I think of Dean though, I can’t get the picture of that supermodel wife he briefly had. I wonder what became of her.
     
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    Tf why does lister need a gun?
     
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    Really, like wtf are you doing here and wtf are you?
     
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    Shes doing meth now
     
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    Burglar looks like Dustin Poirier on meth.

    lol at the irony...burglar reaches for a hammer....homeowner reaches for a better "hammer".
     
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    Because they're still only human. Sherdoggers have MMA fighters on a pedestal lol
     
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    This is merica Dean next time shoot that fuck

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    props to him for having restraint, most people would've probably shot first with how unstable that fucker looks
     
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    That guys lucky as fuck..
    I can roll and I would absolutely stretched the twat.
    And lister had a gun. Obviously we don't in the UK, but if we could and it means protecting my family.

    Boom headshot...
    Fuck that rake..
     
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    Nice to see that Dean has more control than most local police. Confronted with a hammer in his own home, draws his weapon and lets his intruder leave unharmed... 9/10 times someone is getting their life ruined in that situation.
     
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    Because you cant armbar a bullet or knife from an intruder
     
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    Sure is and you still go to jail for the shit.
     

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