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Like my wife has got it sorted but there's me off my nut with a runny nose dealing with my 4yr old daughter having the runs at 6am and I've had no sleep.

Who else has been a shitty parent?

Literally my kids know no different, it's probably the first time I'm up at 6am with them. Kinda feel like I've succeeded and lost at the same time. But you know yay me I had a great time etc.
 
Like my wife has got it sorted but there's me off my nut with a runny nose dealing with my 4yr old daughter having the runs at 6am and I've had no sleep.

Who else has been a shitty parent?

Literally my kids know no different, it's probably the first time I'm up at 6am with them. Kinda feel like I've succeeded and lost at the same time. But you know yay me I had a great time etc.

“Yay” sounds about right, you degenerate
 
“Yay” sounds about right, you degenerate

It was totally worth it. Touched base with some good friends, talked to a English man who loved trump, was interesting. Happy to converse with people outside of the echo chamber, still has a lot in common. Maybe because I was buying <DirkMavs>
 
I have been a shitty parent often but I try my best to learn and adapt. Still on my first but he is quickly going to hit 2 years old and I still fumble the ball every now and then.
 
degenerate parents srsly need their asses kicked.
when that bitch and I got divorced, I got custody.
raised that youngin up right by myself.

but did I make some mistakes along the way?


....sure
 
I have been a shitty parent often but I try my best to learn and adapt. Still on my first but he is quickly going to hit 2 years old and I still fumble the ball every now and then.

Hah

You wait until he asks you what's going on. I had to say it was a vase the other day, I think the gig is up.

a barely legal babe said I was 26 tonight, the potential for creepy old man behaviour was ridiculous.
Getting younger women is not a feather in ths cap, its like shooting fish in a barrel.

Ikr I haven't been out for a long time, just occurred to me how pulling girls who don't know any better is easy, just hit em with basic shit and they're amazed. How does that translate to a relationship? Do you just deal like you're dealing with children?

I'd prefer someone my age who can give me a run for my money.
 
The reason I don’t have kids is because I don’t wanna change a dirty diaper at 5am, be tired constantly and argue with my wife because of it.
 
I don't understand what's happening in this thread. Your daughter is up late with diarrhea and you're contemplating whether to do coke with younger or older women?

Or the vase is really a bong? Confused, possibly retarded?
 
The reason I don’t have kids is because I don’t wanna change a dirty diaper at 5am, be tired constantly and argue with my wife because of it.
I get it.
but the rewards when they get older makes all that forgotten.
kids are great.
 
The reason I don’t have kids is because I don’t wanna change a dirty diaper at 5am, be tired constantly and argue with my wife because of it.
Man, it ain't necessary to argue over that stuff, you just fix on turn taking and specialisation. With any luck the kids really bond with the mother because you're a hardass and the mother knows it's all going away soon so you're all good.

There's something satisfying about being there for someone small you know. Someone who really needs you. That said sleep is also amazing
 
I have no idea what that title means. It sounds a bit Chris Hansen-ish.
 
I don't understand what's happening in this thread. Your daughter is up late with diarrhea and you're contemplating whether to do coke with younger or older women?

Or the vase is really a bong? Confused, possibly retarded?
I mean both are true. The diarrhea came in after everything else. I just had a very life affirming fun time chat with a woman more than half my age and some interesting cats but now I'm home at 6am, now 7am and I'm dealing with my kids who I hope aren't really keyed into me being a dirt bag.

Basically I feel a little like I'm messing with they're innocence, although I hope I keep that to myself. Being a parent is part having fun and part feeling guilty that you have any fun.
 
I mean both are true. The diarrhea came in after everything else. I just had a very life affirming fun time chat with a woman more than half my age and some interesting cats but now I'm home at 6am, now 7am and I'm dealing with my kids who I hope aren't really keyed into me being a dirt bag.

Basically I feel a little like I'm messing with they're innocence, although I hope I keep that to myself. Being a parent is part having fun and part feeling guilty that you have any fun.
If you're guilty about it, they'll sense it. Kids are extremely sensitive. At the same time, if you didn't feel guilty, you'd be an even bigger dirt bag.
 
If you're guilty about it, they'll sense it. Kids are extremely sensitive. At the same time, if you didn't feel guilty, you'd be an even bigger dirt bag.

Yeah you're right they must figure shit is off, but I think also its not bad showing them adult independence. We'll see by 2pm. I think I'll be totally honest to them about it. Daddy went out any stated up talking-to friends until the small hours.
 
I have no idea what that title means. It sounds a bit Chris Hansen-ish.
It basically means I was pretty fucked tonight and I was getting chatted up by a 17yr old with daddy issues. Which is a year legal in this country, but doesn't really matter because I'm a one woman gut, bit damn it, it felt good to not be dead and buried. Daddy issues. God's gift to olf shit bags.
 
I’ve watched the UFC card all day drinking beers and let my son watch TV in the other room, I’m a shitty dad today.
 
It basically means I was pretty fucked tonight and I was getting chatted up by a 17yr old with daddy issues. Which is a year legal in this country, but doesn't really matter because I'm a one woman gut, bit damn it, it felt good to not be dead and buried. Daddy issues. God's gift to olf shit bags.
Does chatting up mean sex or just flirting? Either way thread needs pics of 17 year old.
 
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