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  1. revoltub Gold Card

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    My friend is an alcoholic confirmed. I've been trying to help, but I've been busy.

    So I came here to ask, how do I free up some of my time so I can drink as much as he does, and not become the boring friend. I feel like I'm becoming the boring friend, and I can tell that him and my other friends are about to have boring friend intervention with me.
     
  2. JJ Frog Blue Belt

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    Distancing oneself from non drinking friends and family is a start.
     
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    tell him he looks like a fat puffy piece of shit and he's hurting his liver.
     
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    Its strange. Drinking runs in my family. But my maternal great grandfather was apparently sober, I wonder if that gene skipped 2 generations and i got it.
     
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    I'm the alcoholic friend, and yes, you're boring.
     
  7. HARRISON_3 Gold Belt

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    So you wanna help your buddy, or you wanna keep up with him drinking wise?

    I'm confused.

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  8. JJ Frog Blue Belt

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    Start "bird watching"?
    You could ponder that while bird watching.
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    I'm confused, are you trying to help your alcoholic friend or are you asking how to become a better drinker?
     
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    If you do coke you can drink more.
     
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    Or spend more time with the kids.

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  12. revoltub Gold Card

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    I do like hiking.
     
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    Im Darren Tilling those little fools!
     
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    And if you cant afford coke, get some adderall.
     
  15. IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    Well. Definitely wasnt expecting that curve ball
     
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    I cant find any adderall
     
  17. Midnighter Silver Belt

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    Shitload of caffeine pills maybe
     
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    Try the pot. I heard it's a gateway drug. Maybe it will lead you down a dark path which brings you to the adderall dealer.

    Or, just go to a doctor and tell him you cant focus. He'll write you the script on the spot.
     
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    I'm high all day.
     
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    I drink coffee. Are the pills any better?
     

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