DC's message to Brock Lesnar

[Sweater of AV]

By the time the fight rolls around Brock will be a middleweight.

 

[FireKidWS]

Wtf is he supposed to do,give him a hand job?

He’s supposed to have non-cringey trash talk. Not trash talk that makes you root against him.

 

[SmilinDesperado]

"Brock, I'm gonna be in that ass! See you soon, boiiiiiiiii"

"How soon?"

"No for gay jesus"


"That's fucking illegal, you goofs"

"This fuckin steroid white gorilla putting every fucking thing in his asshole"


"That was my fucking fight, Daniel"

"Yea, it WAS. Crackhead.

Look at how many belts I got Jon?"

"Yea...I see two..one for each time I made you cry...pussy"

"......."

 

[Yari]

It would be amazing if Lesnar wins

 

[Tank]

“So nice” said Jones as he shambled out. Jones still held his Brock Lesnar mask in one rotted, spade claw hand.

Great comment. Love that SK short story.

 

[pick999]

dc about to motorboat bork

 

[ShoopNazi]

“Only in the Cocktagon, you white nasty beast.”
- Daniel “in that ass” Cormier

 

[SpartanKhmy]

Doesn't sound gay at all

 

[John makfresshi]

How big of a shit you guys think Brock will take when he sees Cain in DC's corner?

Nice AV

 

[Espresso]

 

[Ruhler]

He is def getting off the sauce. He looked like crap at that wrestling PPV the other day.

 

[neverwas]

 

[hot carl]

That real?

 

[IloveTHIS]

I know we like to mock Brock, but here's a picture of him on his way to get his ass kicked (ahem, picking up his paycheck) from DC.

A man with nothing to lose is dangerous.

Brock is the definition of nothing to lose right now.

Worst case scenario is he loses a fight to someone hes expected to lose to, and takes home several million dollars for sub 25 minutes work.

Best case scenario is he makes several million dollars in under 25 minutes, and also goes home UFC champion, which opens up a future payday 3x bigger.

Nice AV

Why would Brock be scared of a retired fighter that had to be rolled out to the octagon in a wheelchair?

 

[honzo]

Brock does look a little softer than he did against Hunt, still a monster though.
We shall see how his physique looks in the coming months

 

[dittohead84]

Please DC no he doesnt have much of a colon

 

[Filibuster]

Just a simple a rule of thumb, probably shouldn't talk about being In his ass. Hetero 101

Shouldn´t mention thumbs and assholes in the same sentence either. Unless with intent.

 

[VitorReem]

BROCKTOBER via ground and pound KTFO

 

[TheScorpionDude]

That sounds... awkward...

 

[MadHouse]

DC up in this hoe there's a new black beast in town